Something from work I noticed today that will unfortunately become the norm.

If you gibbity an answer, you’re regarded as smarter than someone who searched it. The funny part is I’ve actually given it a try, and it’s wrong so often that it actually wastes my time. And, if it’s right and I don’t agree, I can say it’s wrong, and with a 98% confidence level it changes the answer.

Side note, this is exactly why the fascist tech bros are pushing hard to shove this tech down our throats.

  • Jack_Burton@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    I’m clearly the wrong generation too haha, because this still makes no sense:

    If you gibbity bullshit an answer, you’re regarded as smarter than someone who searched it. The funny part is I’ve actually given it bullshitting a try, and it’s bullshitting is wrong so often that it bullshitting actually wastes my time. And, if it’s bullshit is right and I don’t agree, I can say it’s wrong, and with a 98% confidence level it changes the answer.

    I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.