“Lion nation’s spokesperson says it has formed a council on voluntary antelope dinners. Minister of Antelope Eating said the council will act to facilitate ‘safe and supervised preying’ on the antelope population in order to feed targeted lion stomachs.”

Well, when the US puts its war machine behind the venture…

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I feel like this kind of conveys tone—it’s like a new language adaptation to the Internet age. I’m very big on grammar and proper punctuation, but I will do this on occasion to make a joke. Maybe that’s just me and the way I’ve adapted to reading memes, and maybe I bastardized what was actually just shitty communication to be something useful. Maybe no one I ever use this style on actually reads it the way I intend it, and I never thought about it until just now, reading people being upset over this. Is anyone else with me here? Because now I’m really wondering if this is all in my head

The connection is that way too many of them are thrilled about it.

And the fascists in the US

“It’s a Roman salute!”

I was thinking, “bro, hey bro…y’wanna get baked?”

So from context this guy is shooting wild eggs out of the sky with his two egging cats

That’s so crazy I literally just talked about this movie not an hour ago

10 cloverfield lane is such a good movie

Bin Laden and Putin didn’t do these things. They precipitated a situation wherein we did them ourselves.

Well, it’ll be long. So, it has that much going for it.

Which movie is that

They don’t have a problem with fascists. They don’t have a problem with idiots. They have a problem with leftists who want to make the world a better place.

Fuck these fuckheads.

That thumbnail reminded me of this

That looked like an ape hand

I mean, it’s been a while since I e just eaten an orange, I always have my oranges in slices, and the peel is always on it because that makes it much easier to eat and store. I know I peel my mandarins and clementines and eat them section by section, but I don’t remember whole oranges having such an easy time separating out into discrete sections

This is like what my cyberpunk character wears

Unwiped asshole

Every orange slice I’ve ever eaten still has the peel on it. They’re much easier to cut and handle and store that way. It would just be wet slop if you took the peel off.