…whats wrong with that?

GPS can go offline. If you’re handy enough to navigate from the stars, I trust that method much more than a gps service.

Yeah. I grew up thinking all generations hate the younger generations. Then the younger generations get older and hate the younger younger generations.

Nope. Turns out that was just a boomer thing. Gen X typically doesn’t have opinions on anything. Millenials just hate the boomers, and Gen-Z just straight up aren’t having kids.

But I’m whats called a Xenial. Half genX, half millenial. And I’ve never thought of the younger generations as bad. I feel bad for them. 40 years before their birth, the world wasn’t a huge dumpster fire. And then reagan happened, and things have been sliding downward ever since. By the time Gen-Z was born, it was already too late. Then on top of that, their childhood was centered around covid, and now trump being a massive dick. Just in general, at all times.

So I don’t get mad at the younger generations. I kinda feel bad for them. The world sucks, and it’s the only world they’ve ever known.

I can tell you grew up watching Mr Rodgers.

I mean that as a compliment by the way.

I’m certain some of those calls by me were profanity laced. I have no kids, and live alone. So me talking to a spatula isn’t out of the question, and cursing at whatever I’m angry at is pretty common at my place.

So I’m sure just instinctively I cursed this AI out a few times.

Plus…it’s AI. If AI isn’t to be cursed at, what is?

I bought a seagate once. Brand new. 250gb back in the days when that was a lot.

Brand new, put it into my computer, turn on my computer. It sees it just fine.

30 minutes later, my PC started reporting errors.

Dead. Seagate would not honor the warrenty. That was 2003. I’ve yet to buy another Seagate since.

I assume your drives are dead, just based on it being Seagate.

Hmmm.

He might like that too. I bet he likes ham.

Really? How is Nintendo not Japans most profitable company??? All they have to do is sell a single Switch 2 game! Have you seen these ripoff prices??? It’s insane!

This is how Terminator starts.

Google is Skynet.

Robots living in society.

Alright, someone get Arnold Schwartsanager on the line. First question is if he actually did travel back to the 80s to warn us of this exact reality.

Second question…How does he remember how to spell his own name??? I can’t remember how to spell it, and therefore assume no one can.

I don’t think it’d be much of a fight. Conservatives get their jollies from hurting others feelings. AI has no feelings, and data centers are just buildings.

So conservatives could yell at a data cdnter “I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!” and the data center would still be a brick building without feelings.

When I was a kid, I did some stupid things. And then the other kids punched me.

I stopped doing stupid things.

What I’m saying here, is that kids need to go back to punching the stupid kids. Someone should have punched whoever thought of this.

All I’m hearing is that you got a free show!

All I’m hearing is that we need to build more highways on ancient indian burial grounds.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong???

Hmmmmmm, well…42 years ago your mommy and your daddy decided it would be fun to have some sex. Yes. That’s real. That happened.

Yadda yadda yadda, and now in the modern day, you have a dead end job, a family that hates you, and gas prices that never stop going up because a pedophile is president.

But enough about that. You’re already 15 minutes late because of this traffic jam.

Back to work, dickhead!

Complete with zuckerberg skeliton.

Wait wait wait wait! Hold on! You should be ashamed for even suggesting that!!! You can’t sink Zuckerbergs yacht!!!

Get a camera crew down there first, and put it on ppv! THEN blow it up!!! I’d pay $34.99 or whatever the current ppv price model is to watch Zuckerbergs yacht get blown up!

But also, can we do this while he’s out at sea first???

Wait!!! Hold on!!!

…I need to go make popcorn first.

Nah. Let him go full nuke!

I’d hire him.

I mean, I don’t have a company, or employees, but if I did…I’d hire him.

Took me a minute to get that.

…and by that, I mean the milk. From the fridge. Took me a minute to remember what I was doing.