better cum in the sink than sink in the cum 💀
Hey! Be careful, that’s dangerous. You might hurt yourself
Everyone in here: Taking about sinks.
Me: Checking out this twink.
twink in a sink with a plink
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That’s a strong sink, or a light twink.
Yeah, don’t stand on sinks. Or toilets. Or anything made of ceramic that’s not made to be stood on.
Considering that toilets are meant to be sat on, they should be almost as good at holding your weight if you stand on them.
Depends on how you’re on there. Plus, your feet are going to impart force on the bowl much differently that the entirety of your ass (which also doesn’t include the weight of your legs if you can touch the ground.
Not to mention that when you step up onto it, the force of your entire body weight will briefly be on one foot. More, if you move your body upward while on that foot, which you probably will.
Just jump on it???
Hence, “almost.”
Twinks are very light! Easier to lift that way ;3
They dont want you to know this, but the
duckstwinks at the park are free, you can just pick them upPick me up!!!
I don’t bite ;3
I don’t bite ;3
Disappointing
You just gotta ask!
;3
For some reason, I don’t trust this face…
>:3c
nom nom
this is actually very true for me, if a man can pick me up I’ll go with him.
I know I’m getting old when standing on the sink gives me anxiety.
They’re not built for that, even your tiny twink ass could break it. Sharp ceramic will fuck you up, I promise
Because you should feel anxious. Last time I got too comfortable around those motherfuckers my foot went through it.
This is how you end up talking to the pigs because you fucked up someone’s sink.
Don’t stand on bathroom fixtures. They may seem strong, but they will fail, and it will hurt. And depending on your friend group, you may be mercilessly mocked for years about it.
a friend of a friend sliced his leg open from standing on a toilet, pretty badly i might add. pls dont do this.
Also ceramic can break in a really sharp way and slice you so that you bleed out before the pigs even get there, so yeah, don’t fuck with putting your weight on bathroom fixtures
That is a twink in a sink.
get down from there! it’s dangerous waaah!
Get the sptritzer!
