ZA HANDO

but I’ve been told we outnumber the tops, and I don’t think pumpkins can even hornypost online. We must be more available than a pumpkin.

exercise is your friend. transcend your genetics through the power of will

I guess poured is the right verb but it doesn’t feel right. Even if the mold was technically made much earlier, I feel like molded or sculpted would feel more accurate.

nah Disney got the rights in the Fox deal, that’s why Deadpool & Wolverine was in the MCU with the TVA.

That doesn’t mean they won’t still be shitty, but this isn’t like the Fantastic Four movie or the Andrew Garfield Spiderman

Into the sea I go

just like Harold Bishop!

clearly this woman is from Indiana

I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don’t typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you’re poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.

damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that’s like two grocery trips for me.

Wish JJBA could be on there. wtf was Netflix thinking?!

I don’t even have a car but I’m going for the goth

He has a cum tank, he fucks

using found footage to emulate the shaky tiktok style? I feel like this is gonna be… something

so that’s what the P stands for!

it says bloomers/shorts but…c’mon. if I was rocking this fit I’m not wearing bottoms

oh yeah? come say it to my face! I’m already on my knees so you’ll have to look down

I wanna do both but I feel like I just vibe with the goth aesthetic more

looks like she’s winning to me

I don’t really want to look like I have tits tho, it’d be like uh…false advertising ig? I’m a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.

Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.