• spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 days ago

    This is how you end up talking to the pigs because you fucked up someone’s sink.

    Don’t stand on bathroom fixtures. They may seem strong, but they will fail, and it will hurt. And depending on your friend group, you may be mercilessly mocked for years about it.

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      4 days ago

      Also ceramic can break in a really sharp way and slice you so that you bleed out before the pigs even get there, so yeah, don’t fuck with putting your weight on bathroom fixtures

    • -☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      3 days ago

      a friend of a friend sliced his leg open from standing on a toilet, pretty badly i might add. pls dont do this.