Does it make me less of a man if I don’t inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

Dave Ramsey is a hack.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

Indeed, she looks nothing like a cunt.

9.85 years, if you were also wondering.

The Defense Against Christmas.

Now you’re groovin’, put on a cool boss fight groove

This is not the greatest build in the world, no. This is just a dex build.

“They have two of the things? Why would you need two?”

Because in anime, nothing is impossible as long as you have the power of friendship?

If they wanted to convince me those grips are impossible, they shouldn’t have demonstrated it with an anime character.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

My first thought was “I wouldn’t expect the average lesbian to be super happy about being a prop for fracking marketing.”

Man, they just had to go and say “fucked” and miss out on that family appeal.

Nobody’s ever going to recognize Maduro as the winner of the election, just that he might become president anyway.

Well, yeah. Maduro knows what giving up power does to a dictator’s life expectancy.

I couldn’t, until you said that. But, in my defense, I also don’t care.

Makes sense