Ain’t nobody shanking me in the butt again.
I have bad news for you there. Chainmail’s good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.
Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want 👉👈
Then you don’t need the chainmail
I like to present the illusion of a challenge.
You seem fun
That’d be a tiny poker to get through that.
Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.
Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldn’t sting as much.
No, the shit would squeeze right through.
Grate
Why is this totally working for me?
Fr new kink unlocked
$3,269 btw
worth it
That’s a steal for pure mithril!

got a question: how can i get such a bum?
Thou must hoist.
there are exercises you can do for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV7fDgNlYKM
here is basically what i do
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Estrogen and squats
That’s such an Igor question to ask …
I’ve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. It’s bound to be heavy though?
I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??
🤔…that’s gonna chafe

name checks out
i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-
Weak to
penetratingpiercing attacks but at least you aren’t getting slashed a new one.Also, I’m not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.
If that’s like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch
And NGL that sounds horrifying
Time to watch “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” again.
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