Release the “Just got laid” Tux version!

I FLEW THROUGH TIME AND NOW I MARRIED A WAFFLE HOUSE EMPLOYEE IN ATLANTA -The Animation

This kettle goes up to 18,000 roentgen so you know it’s good.

I’ve been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand.

(Roll for plausible deniability) Mom, it’s just a mushroom model. I’m into….biology.

I’m starting to see the chickens come home to roost for AI. Our CIO went all in on AI but couldn’t even get a simple complaint screening solution to work. At best it was 20% accurate. The whole thing got scrapped. People who used AI to make presentations in PPT ended up looking like clowns due to inaccurate data and weird graphics. AI hasn’t replaced a single job in our entire company.

(Shoots bazooka out the window)
Let’s see that hairy chest bro. Awww yeah that’s the stuff.
(Continues to shoot bazooka out the window)

I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.

I was gonna fix my backups, but I got high.
I was gonna be able to restore, but then I got high.
Now I lost all my crap, and I know why! (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

When the economy crashes I want to be one of those guys on the pole on the war rig from Mad Max.

Luigi‘s out here building a BRICK HOUSE.

Let’s just say, I make problems disappear.
“You have an Only Fans for dudes into out of shape dads?”
…You couldn’t have guessed “assassin “ first man? …and you’re right, okay!?

I cri errytime.

Come on Mongolia! Release the furries!!!

Just fire me out of a cannon and aim me at Chicago.

It’s all fun and games until you get hired by Femboyheed Martin.

Seems like you could quickly tell if he stole a bunch of your cookies.

One REBLAG please.

Hmmmmm

Don’t go after the innocent billionaires!