NoForwadSlashS

Its been an hour, the chatbot hasn’t given them the perfect retort yet.

Its all rainbows and sunshine, then you get Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain.

Into a Christian Fundamentalist by the sound of it

With the demographic this comeback is aimed at: yes, likely pedophiles.

Their new nickname is “7up”

This sounds better in a Scottish accent

Every time I see a picture of him, I think “Big Balls” must be one of those ironic nicknames.

Now I’m going to sit forward and play properly

It ain’t much, but it’s honour

I’m imagining they blasted a crate of old M16s into orbit.

I’m sure all of the Zimbabweans hoarding some large denimination $1,000 stacks of cash under their bed were still doing great after the 12mil% hyperinflation caused the central bank to issue $100,000,000,000,000 notes.

Never before have I rooted for a strong border force.

the girl came right and we went a little left

Wild understatement:

The girl moved a barely percievable 1 inch right into the centre of the lane she was already driving straight forward in, the car drove up from behind, going much faster, and swerved diagonally across 2 whole lanes to intercept her.

To be fair, it was never going to individual websites and the third party company doing ID checks was probably already passing all the data on to the US government and AI companies.

I love the feeling of protection I get from willingly giving all of my personal data to a corporation who is super cosy with the most corrupt and oppressive US government there has ever been.

*shudder*

Well there was a Black Mirror episode along those lines which resulted in a worldwide fascist hellscape, so there’s certainly at least one billionaire funding it right now.

Butt 2 Butt