Oompaloompas.
Willy Wonka had to literally rescue them and protect them to keep them from being eaten because they’re so delicious.
Yeah sure, let’s trust some candy oligarch that won’t spent a bent penny on any safety measures for his factory.
I am sure some slaver has used the savage cannibalism story to justify their ends too…
probably between a dwarf, smurf hybrid?
Popplers
Unicorns.
the SET creature in egyptian mythology, nobody know what it is supposed to be. demon meat, since inuyasha has made it popular of eating demons on demon crimes.
dragon meat?
God
Agent 99 . . . wait, make that agent 69.
The Geico Gecko
Save you the effort: he tastes like chicken. Maybe really lean, dry chicken.
Noodleflys from Rain World. They obviously taste like noodles.
obviously The Kraken
Is it better baked, or deep-fried? I’m going with breaded and deep-fried, because almost everything is better that way. Except grapes.
Breaded and deep-fried like calamari but you get one big piece.
Skeever tail.
Jackalope. Winged jackalope
Slig from Dune.
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I’m pretty sure everyone is being tongue-in-cheek talking about eating Winnie the Pooh, and is aware it’s not morally acceptable to actually do so.
An actual bear would be more controversial, but that’s not this thread.
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The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Thats a cow. Or at least that’s what they called the genetically modified creatures.
