As an employee of more years than I care to count, I can safely say the missing component here is “training”. I know this because I am going through that right now (for at least the 20th time in my life).

Why I just leaned that you are NOT supposed to take assets from the company. Amazing knowledge to gain after all these years! They even added that “taking assets” even extends to “taking cash”. Well, I’ll say; I’ve never felt more informed in all my life!

How the heck did I make it this far in life without “knowing” that kind of information? Because everyone knows that employees don’t know anything (or have any morals) until HR tells it to them. /s

Needed to bold state, 'cause otherwise people would think it’s George Washington’s personal flag.

Also, CGP Grey has entered the chat.

I’m not planning on making it as far as my cup holder.

I’d worry about spilling my Big Gulp filled with MEK if I accidentally ran into any thing.

Pick up your two 20 lb sledgehammers by the end of their handles.

Then just walk across the obviously open cross walk without looking while swinging the hammers as hard as you can. If you encounter any obstacles, back up 5 feet and try again.

Jimmy Farmer you say?

Best thing I can find is a 15! knob. Is that what you were thinking of?

Crank it up to 15!

You, you are my problem!

Dr Manhattan sounds neat Dr Manhattan. Not sure how I would/could overcome the possible loss of humanity.

Great for them!

Or regular gagging.

Heavy water is what’s needed here.

exclusively play Doom?

How dare they take away their right to variety! /s

Here are some quotes my dad noted about the return of Israel:

Jeremiah 30:17

“But I will restore you to health and heal your wounds,’ declares the Lord, . . .

Amos 9:14

“And I will bring my people Israel back from exile. . . .

Deuteronomy 30:3

“Then the Lord your God will restore your fortunes and have compassion on you and gather you again from all the nations where he scattered you.”

Isaiah 59:20

“The Redeemer will come to Zion, to those in Jacob who repent of their sins,” declares the Lord.”

Revelation 21:5

“He who was seated on the throne said, ‘I am making everything new!’ Then he said, ‘Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true.'”

The point I want to make is that The Lord will restore Israel (not mankind).

Are you saying you broke Pyrex labware using heat?

Not impossible I know, but that stuff is pretty tough.

Say “what” one more time!

Agent 99 . . . wait, make that agent 69.

Lucky for them, no one knows how to check a VIN /s

Some apartments have natural gas including with the price of rent.