If they’re hot, we need mandatory leaks!

Everett

Went to university with a lady named (I kid you not): April May June

According to her, her parents thought it would be “fun”.

I would guess she is about 50-60 years old now.

I see what you did there 😉

You were joking - obviously!

That sounds great!

A good number of people did until early 2022. It looked a lot better on paper.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

You don’t want to know others memories; including those of your ancestors. Not photographically at least.

Can’t fire him; you have to keep the best and the brightest on your team! /s

Yeah, stole them; that’s what happened here. They obviously didn’t drive them away. /s

Try this: DSL Linux

I once abused an SMTP relay (my own) by emailing Novell a 400+ MB memory dump. Their FTP site kept timing out.

After all that, and them swearing they had to have it, the OS team said “Nope, we’re not going to look at it”. Guess how I feel about Novell after that?

This was in the mid-90’s.

Cars like that don’t crumple up, you just bounce around inside till you die

Red Dwarf is an interesting thought here.

That’s definitely fixed my friend.

Where’s Major Tom?

This brings back memories.

When I was in university, I worked in the computer services department (IT services for the campus). A social science prof down the hall would use a program called SPSS (Statistics Package for Social Sciences) to do various statistics on data sets.

It was available on two platforms: PC & VAX

The PC had about 4 MB of RAM. The VAX (a large centralized computer) had much more (not sure the amount, but I’m guessing around 256 MB at least). The data sets they were using would sometimes require more RAM to process than the PC had (even with swap space), and would give an “out of memory” error.

They always came down the hall and would ask us what to do. The answer was always the same, “Some combination of: get more RAM/swap space for the PC, shrink the data set, simplify the complexity of the query or run it on the VAX server.”

They finally started saying, “We connect to VAX, get more memory?”

I don’t know if they thought using telnet to connect to the VAX actually caused the local PC to gain RAM or not but it was an inside pun for the department for a couple of years ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

In my US state, you can be fired for “no reason” also.

The US doesn’t have any real worker protections. And one political party in particular is trying their damnedest to remove the few we do.