polite sex get son
Bet
Wut
Michael Jackson!
You ever had sex so good that it was worth being condemned to reincarnation as a black rat or cockroach and your spirit disintegrating because the food in the sewer is too bad for you to reincarnate again?
If I die of a stroke in front of Microsoft Word, I hope my family also prints out my document and laminates it in my memory.
God I fucking love laminators
How is boy lady formed?
In other words, fill in the gap: ROMANTIC is to POLITE as _______ is to SEXY
Slutty, I guess?
“ORPHAN” Previous Life been HORNY SPERM and ABORTION
Huh.
Becoming a gay entertaining dog doesn’t sound too shabby. Probably better than eating bad sewer food.
<- became entertain dog (homo dog)
You just described half of the population of the fediverse
I was waiting for The Aristocrats! towards the end there.
wot in tarnation?
Counterpoint: sex is awesome.
