Wait till they learn about climate change!

It’s okay, the tins mostly use aluminum nowadays

The payment processor was about to take my house away, glad that censor pencil was there

the only words i read were android come factory

it can be both artless and scienceless

astronauts (in the US) are salaried positions well over $100k a year, it is trivially easy to do what OP is asking for a salaried worker but not at the low low rates OP is aiming for

yeah it’s not an Alexa

I get sex.

remote access by hackers is a feature not a vulnerability >:3

daddy knows you can solve this brainfuck code golf~ you have 3 more compile attempts before your key gets melty-weltyed~

it’s cool though because the fediverse has no incentives to increase engagement which means our ragebait is all organic and free of the profit motive!

i sleep a thousand times better with my arm around someone

“may be losing funding for explainable AI”

extreme example of survivorship bias

stranger is correct, aluminum is extremely strong and flexible

There’s a myth that when the Spanish arrived in the Philippines, the precolonial supreme god Bathala went into hiding with the help of the Goddess of Lost Things, and has seemingly stayed lost

*while shoplifting at Target

somehow while reading this i thought she meant picture frames and wanted to tell her they’re by the wall art

There lies a strict typin’ man, lord lord.

i don’t like killing i wanna seduce princes into abdication like meghan markle