Why is he a mii

You just invented Spicy Jenga.

If god had a name, what would we call him?

Ha I’m listening to the Delta Flyers recap of this episode right now :)

Aw feel better 🤍

Jesus. That’s medical neglect :(

What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?

1! Just had a pumpkin spice coffee in bed while I watched the sunrise. The clouds were cotton candy pink for a few minutes there. Life is good :)

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

Close enough.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

Yikes, I’d be pissed too!

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

If you can tolerate the birth control pill, take it continuously, skipping the placebo pills. I did this for years (at my doctor’s direction) and never had to have a period. It was awesome. Unfortunately I had to go off the pill to start HRT for perimenopause and now aunt flo is back >:(

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

My bröther in beans, you’re gonna give yourself a hemorrhoid if you sit on the bowl too long.