I have zero paifs of underwear.

Do you not have a VPN?

Great job parents, now your kid will learn nothing from this teachable moment.

Gym membership & personal training. Expensive but completely worth it!

Ugh true :(

Ringo is a king, my friend ✌🏻

Ouais…Camus est omniprésent haha

Putain 🙄

I can’t believe I’m defending neckbeards but…hey if Ringo Starr can rock the neckbeard, it’s not all bad!

And I’m sure loads of people with neckbeards have overall poor grooming and hygiene, but I’m also sure plenty have good hygiene.

No, more like “hey you’ve got some schmutz on your shirt.” I don’t know what it is (might be crumbs or maybe lint) but it’s definitely there.

Gooch, taint, bung, flunch.

Chutzpah is great! There are tons of great Yiddish words. Some of my favorites are schvitz (to sweat; alternatively a sauna), schlep ([traveling] an annoying distance), mischigas (nonsense or nutty behavior, or kinda similar to a clusterfuck), noodge (kinda like a pest, but said with some affection), zaftig (pleasingly plump, like Christina Hendricks), and kvell (to be really happy/proud, opposite of kvetch).

Smeg is actually a well known appliance brand

Adorbs!

Chicken cheesesteak with provolone and fried onions on an amoroso rollllllllll

ONE letter away from Nostril…

Pepsi Kona for me please

Different strokes for different folks, but for me personally, absolutely not. I’m married anyway but if I were single and looking to date, I would completely avoid people with kids. I just don’t enjoy them and wouldn’t want them in my life. Plus it would be unfair to the kids!

I wonder if this was from Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy, the scene in the briefing room when the Doctor daydreams that all the female crew are flirting with him. Seven doesn’t sit in chairs super often but I think she does in that scene.