So cute!!

Porthos will accept cheese for his services.

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

That’s not what the meme is saying… .ca is fine!

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.

It’s worse than that - I’d actually say “one ninety six”.

But in my head I always read the comm name as “one nine six”.

Can confirm this is how sighthounds happen

And if Nigel says he’s happy

We have Star Trek too

The Dave Clark Five is what came to mind first for me

It’s supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.

Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

I am in the back of the station wagon, unfettered

Thursday, I don’t care about you

What the fuck.

Kinda sad I have eyes today

Grab your dick and double-click

By the time NYE rolls around, I’m tired of festivities, not just because my social battery gets deleted, but also because the food served at gatherings really sets off my IBS. This time of year I opt out of as much holiday stuff as I can without upsetting anyone, and I almost never do anything special for the new year.

When I was a kid there was a book about a vain horse named Nitter Pitter, and this horse is the exact image of Nitter Pitter that lives in my head. So RIP NitPit I guess.