Can it cure cankles?

Beach because sometimes the sun would smile at you!

Pretty birbo! What kind?

A greyhound 🤍

What up Dan Quayle

Awww Sandy 🤍

I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍

I try to avoid going out at annoying times - e.g., rush hour, school zones, restaurants on a Friday or Saturday night. That helps a lot.

They don’t make mustaches like that anymore.

I was always more partial to Tom Selleck.

Doesn’t the baby already come covered in parmesan cheese?

Gamer boys are TERRIBLE at self-care and hygiene.

I’m so curious about this. Why are they like that? I don’t understand how that happens, and what specifically about gaming makes it more prevalent.

bang bang, shoot shoot

I bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.

Welp there goes my evening

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?

May I introduce you to the concept of chopsticks?

OK, Sandy has a new bestie and kitten friends? What a lucky lady, I bet she’s loving her new home!

Maybe not objectively bad, but mine is '60s music. Even the super sugary pop crap (well, minus bubblegum). Even though a lot of the lyrics haven’t aged well. I just love it. SiriusXM’s '60s Gold stays on my radio dial!

Also, I love being in the sun. I’m super pale and I’ve had to have a bunch of things removed and biopsied by the dermatologist, so now I load up on sunblock and avoid the sun like a vampire, which makes me sad. I know it’s bad for me but I really do love the sun 💛

43 and it’s Cap’n Crunch for me. It happens once every few years and I always regret it.

I felt the same way, but he gets better as time passes.