French police began carrying out random bag checks at schools on Thursday as authorities launch a crackdown on knife violence following a fatal stabbing earlier this week.
Because fucking with our personal freedom in the name of anti terrorism wasn’t enough, they’re also banning fucking opinels now, which are the cheese-and-charcuterie-eating implements by excellence.
Wait, they do what now? I thought, Opinels are equivalent to the french citizenship. When I think of France I picture Burgundy wine, baguette, Camembert, an Opinel and riots.
Searching kids’ school bags “because of knife violence” makes them get used to unwarranted searches in a police state.
Because fucking with our personal freedom in the name of anti terrorism wasn’t enough, they’re also banning fucking opinels now, which are the cheese-and-charcuterie-eating implements by excellence.
Wait, they do what now? I thought, Opinels are equivalent to the french citizenship. When I think of France I picture Burgundy wine, baguette, Camembert, an Opinel and riots.
Are y’all rioting yet?
I think the hunters got mad, and it’s one of the most powerful lobbying groups here. But IIRC the government is still moving forward on this
It’s not a French riot without valiant, topless muses with flags promising liberty for all. 🤘🏼