French police began carrying out random bag checks at schools on Thursday as authorities launch a crackdown on knife violence following a fatal stabbing earlier this week.
Because fucking with our personal freedom in the name of anti terrorism wasn’t enough, they’re also banning fucking opinels now, which are the cheese-and-charcuterie-eating implements by excellence.
Wait, they do what now? I thought, Opinels are equivalent to the french citizenship. When I think of France I picture Burgundy wine, baguette, Camembert, an Opinel and riots.
Because fucking with our personal freedom in the name of anti terrorism wasn’t enough, they’re also banning fucking opinels now, which are the cheese-and-charcuterie-eating implements by excellence.
Wait, they do what now? I thought, Opinels are equivalent to the french citizenship. When I think of France I picture Burgundy wine, baguette, Camembert, an Opinel and riots.
Are y’all rioting yet?
I think the hunters got mad, and it’s one of the most powerful lobbying groups here. But IIRC the government is still moving forward on this
It’s not a French riot without valiant, topless muses with flags promising liberty for all. 🤘🏼