Oh look, it’s a violation of the Logan Act by Trump, which is a felony!
Yeah good luck. That dude’s so slippery that hagfish are jealous.
Customs agent: “I see that you just arrived from Russia. Did you meet with anyone under US sanctions? If so, who?”
Orban: “Yes. President Putin.”
Customs agent: “ummm okay…and what is the purpose of your visit to the United States?”
Orban: “To tell former president Trump about my visit with President Putin.”
Customs agent: “anything to declare?”
Orban: “no, just this priceless faberge egg that I’m holding for a friend.”
…is how I imagine it went.
He is not bringing gifts. He is bringing Putins new orders for Trump.
Meeting with the leader of an adversarial government that’s helping Russia with their genocide is a totally normal thing for a presidential candidate with no authority over US foreign policy to do.
Let me guess: Ukraine should stop their aggression and leave the Russians alone in their new territory.
New? Putin doesn’t view it as new. It’s repatriated.
Orbans “World Autrocrats Tour 2024”.
Hello, me is Orban.
I come in piss. Best piss deal ever. Everyone is saying it is.
