lol I can’t believe even my cynical expectations on the NKs (which are "miscommunicate and get ground into dog food) were too lofty. Well done fellas.

Hopefully: college is bullshit, go to a trade school.

This is easy. Whoever’s doing the cooking does it their own way. If you don’t like it, then you do the cooking so it can be done your way.

Well to be honest we don’t have a justice system - we have a punishment system pretending to be a justice system.

The electrical college was, as I understand it, originally installed in the event the population voted really, really stupidly - to avoid the “tyranny of the majority.” If course that’s not actually how it works. It’s a dead theory and the whole process should be kicked off a cliff and replace with some kind of ranked choice system. At the federal level, if nothing else.

That’s why you always get it from their website. Never trust a LLM to do a search engine’s job.

“…oh yeah and throw in some rice for the starving peasants I guess.”

Kim Fatty 3rd, probably

Keep in your trunk the following: a portable snow shovel, an ice scraper, a window snow brush, a spare set of gloves, one of those emergency mylar blankets, a little spray-bottle of deicer, an extra jug of wiper fluid.

What part of “infinite” was unclear in the instructions?

Remember kids, nothing matters.

Thaddeus

Oh boy happy fucking birthday to me I guess

Good.

Translation: whatever it takes to avoid falling out a window.

Because it’ll probably hurt more.

This is how Illinois has been for ages. The legal penalties for hitting a pedestrian are higher to compensate. And if you hit a construction worker you’d best hope you’re rich, because that’s a big-ass $10k fine on top of 10 years.

That’s really exorbitant insurance. I don’t know where he lives or what is situation is but $350 a month is insane.

A loan? A fucking loan!? You spineless potato-fuckers. GIVE! Give it to them! What the hell is wrong with you!?

Quick, what’s Elon’s email address? Uh, pic unrelated.

Whenever they claim that about Gaza the target is usually a hospital. So ya’know, “trustworthy.”