You mean at work?

Oh wait, am I supposed to actually see my non-work friends? I thought we just needed to text each other

Actually the car part might make sense lol. Anything else you should be able to do tho

Pregame. Dive bars

Memento is shockingly left off most lists. Idk why it isn’t remembered as one of the best films of its decade.

???

I’ve known precisely one person with this. It causes specific physical “abnormalities” and intellectual disability. I have no idea how it’s the opposite of autism

But the thing is, there are ways that don’t involve handing over your ID to porn sites.

“I have this great idea but I’m gonna execute it terribly and infringe on your rights” is a classic excuse

As a mod for a couple of the biggest communities… gestures to everything

Are you implying there’s no evidence of COVID lol? It’s literally been analyzed and PROVEN that it was not a virus designed by man

If you throw 2 million darts, eventually you get one bullseye. A coincidence is not evidence

The trump administration closed a million things. They’ve closed a million more in the past 6 months. Did FEMA cutbacks CAUSE the flooding in Texas? No. Did it make it worse? Sure.

Drinking + fat thumbs = bad

Or…. It was just a pandemic and not planned

It borders on a conspiracy. I will never stop repeating this:

Theory 1, a conspiracy: it was designed in a lab as a bio-weapon. this is the one the GOP usually pushes

Theory 2, plausible theory: accidental transmission to a human during a study

Theory 1, a conspiracy: it was designed in a lab as a bio-weapon

Theory 2, plausible but: accidental transmission to a human during a study

Whoa. You’re a mouse now?

It takes you 50 years to transform into a mouse?

Forgive me for doubting any studies that don’t involve blinded trials… but this is just one study. Let’s see if it can be replicated before we get excited

Benzos are about 5x more common than GHB in date rape cases from what I found. Best I can tell is GHB is about half as common as it used to be. Not super common, but ketamine and z drugs are used. Could even be dumping extra shots into drinks.

They can detect GHB now? Cool, only 10-20 years after it fell out of favor as a date rape drug

Great suggestion! I’ll read out the them