greg_orjan@lemmy.world · 3 hours agoGreat apes are mammal crabsmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGreat apes are mammal crabsgreg_orjan@lemmy.world · 3 hours agomessage-square2linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · edit-217 hours agoAn alien civilization that doesn't understand what alcohol is would be very confused as to why there are laws against "underage drinking" or "drinking and driving"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down113
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareAn alien civilization that doesn't understand what alcohol is would be very confused as to why there are laws against "underage drinking" or "drinking and driving"plus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · edit-217 hours agomessage-square11linkfedilink
IPeaceInYourFace@lemmy.world · 2 days agoPorcelain dolls are just anime figures for old people.message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down13
arrow-up1147arrow-down1message-squarePorcelain dolls are just anime figures for old people.IPeaceInYourFace@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
AloneDownUnder@quokk.auEnglish · edit-22 days agoSeems like safety won't be an issue in the future with self driving cars, because they will all be standing still in a traffic when we all use themplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down117
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareSeems like safety won't be an issue in the future with self driving cars, because they will all be standing still in a traffic when we all use themplus-squareAloneDownUnder@quokk.auEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square48linkfedilink
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 days agoLiving meme "Hide the Pain Harold" has probably read Jucikaplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down12
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareLiving meme "Hide the Pain Harold" has probably read Jucikaplus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Mantzy81@aussie.zoneEnglish · 5 days agoWhen my cat is somewhere in the house, I don't worry as she's probably snuggled up being sleepy. When my dog is somewhere, I automatically assume she's being naughty or up to no good.message-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down14
arrow-up1184arrow-down1message-squareWhen my cat is somewhere in the house, I don't worry as she's probably snuggled up being sleepy. When my dog is somewhere, I automatically assume she's being naughty or up to no good.Mantzy81@aussie.zoneEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square27linkfedilink
nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf · 3 days agoOrganize a club of people enjoying sports broadcasts entering public domain as if they were liveplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down12
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareOrganize a club of people enjoying sports broadcasts entering public domain as if they were liveplus-squarenitroemdash@lemmy.wtf · 3 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world · 3 days agothe Las Vegas Hockey team should have just called themselves the Vegasaurusmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down10
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squarethe Las Vegas Hockey team should have just called themselves the VegasaurusKarmanopoly@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWe try to teach our kids to be honest and not to lie, but I don't think we'd like what we'd get if children were always completely honest.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down15
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareWe try to teach our kids to be honest and not to lie, but I don't think we'd like what we'd get if children were always completely honest.plus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
IPeaceInYourFace@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe internet is a recursion engine. Your searches dictate the algorithm, which dictates what is fed to you, which dictates what you think about, which dictates what you search...message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down19
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareThe internet is a recursion engine. Your searches dictate the algorithm, which dictates what is fed to you, which dictates what you think about, which dictates what you search...IPeaceInYourFace@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
Krauerking@lemy.lol · edit-24 days agoTrue love, is wanting to update the spank bank material as you both get olderplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down111
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareTrue love, is wanting to update the spank bank material as you both get olderplus-squareKrauerking@lemy.lol · edit-24 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 7 days agoCellphones went from cool form factor mini computers to mandatory personal identification and spying devicesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1647arrow-down19
arrow-up1638arrow-down1message-squareCellphones went from cool form factor mini computers to mandatory personal identification and spying devicesplus-squareKrauerking@lemy.lol · 7 days agomessage-square117linkfedilink
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 7 days agoY'all are so weird here... and I love it!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1295arrow-down116
arrow-up1279arrow-down1message-squareY'all are so weird here... and I love it!plus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.com · 7 days agomessage-square65linkfedilink
doomslang@lemmy.zip · 6 days agoIn the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard. message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down16
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareIn the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard. doomslang@lemmy.zip · 6 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agoReddit's r/bald is the only place with stories where the sad trombone comes first.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down19
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareReddit's r/bald is the only place with stories where the sad trombone comes first.TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca · 8 days agoHummus and peanut butter are close relativeslemmy.caimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down115
arrow-up1258arrow-down1imageHummus and peanut butter are close relativeslemmy.caobservantTrapezium@lemmy.ca · 8 days agomessage-square65linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 8 days agoEventually, you don't worry as much how you look in photos, and worry more about how you look in x-rays and scans.message-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down14
arrow-up1168arrow-down1message-squareEventually, you don't worry as much how you look in photos, and worry more about how you look in x-rays and scans.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 8 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
reddig33@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoIt’s going to be an interesting day when an EV wins a Nascar race. message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down15
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareIt’s going to be an interesting day when an EV wins a Nascar race. reddig33@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world · 3 days agoReddit mods banning people for no reason is the ultimate "I’m telling mom" energy, except they are the mom.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down135
arrow-up1-26arrow-down1message-squareReddit mods banning people for no reason is the ultimate "I’m telling mom" energy, except they are the mom.Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 days agoWebsite costs should be part of your internet billplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down147
arrow-up1-35arrow-down1message-squareWebsite costs should be part of your internet billplus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 days agomessage-square33linkfedilink