DDNS is the way. Or was, until Tailscale.

The Notebook.

I’ve been trying to like them for the last year since migrating to wayland, but I really don’t. I’m about to go back to herbstluftwm.

Fiber internet

Sounds like it’s time for cars to become more powerful.

Oh god no. We’re both fine, upstanding, heterosexual men.

I’m not a Zionist but my husband is.

I remember this Fisher Price playset!

My personal life is pretty damn boring, but regardless, every time I fly (even domestic) I wipe my phone beforehand and only keep emergency contacts.

I can’t imagine a world without anal, my heart goes out to them.

My case is resting, but this ass don’t quit.

You’re missing the important “…and they all stink” at the end.

Did you try not saying it?

Bush’s performance of Glycerine, on MTV Spring Break Rocks 1996. It was raining and they were warned against performing, but Gavin Rossdale insisted, and it was amazing.

EDIT: I haven’t had my coffee, and for some reason your question translated to “live TV performance” in my brain.

Oh good thing this is Shower Thoughts and not Webster’s Dictionary.

I thought all buttholes were unpopular.

You’re talking to the wrong guy

If I shower less it’s gonna result in some really fragrant opinions.

If you’re asking for a courtesy sniff, the answer is no.

Verbal analogies

I rest my case.