- cross-posted to:
- fuckcars@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- fuckcars@lemmy.world
The hero we need but don’t deserve
I don’t think he’s gonna be using turn signals any time soon.
Also not gonna be intentionally not using them.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Disproportionate Response Man!
Completely proportionate. Many people die from the laziness of people who refuse to flick a switch.
Study link?
Pretty sure that’s just Justice Lord Superman.
It’s Eagle Man.
Me_irl 🥹
You can drive however, just fucking tell me what you’re doing so I can navigate safely around you 🥹
How many people have you ripped in half to date?
Ive tried for at least 30, sadly I’m weak and feeble so they’re mostly just really bewildered by my attempts and leave freaked out by my strange behavior
I appreciate the dedication to it though. Keep going and you’ll eventually be able to do it!
Thank you for your service
Whatever it takes to keep my country safe 🪖🫡🎖️ /j
Idea: cars all have too much AI in them anyway, let’s make good use of it. If a car detects that the driver turns or changes lanes without signaling 5 times in a row, it caps the speed to 50 km/h (or 30 in an urban area) for 5 minutes. Make this a mandatory safety feature in all new cars, like how they make noises if you don’t wear a seatbelt.
The fact that modern cars are backseat drivers but not competent drivers is why I don’t own a car anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I used signals, but it’s a million little nitpicks that add up. They’re features for other people, not the user, that I’m only buying because I have no real choice. Heaven forbid any actual legal enforcement of those rules by people - it must be done by making products more annoying.
Cars (and humans) can either drive for me or STFU about my driving.
I know exactly what you mean. All the little alerts that remind me to keep my eyes on the road or whatever are actually more distracting than just letting me look at the road. All of these things are designed for people who suck at driving so much that they shouldn’t be allowed to drive a car, anyway.
Lets not make it unsafe for other people.
Just add a really loud horn every time they forget their turn signal.
Unironically, this is the best solution. Make it more annoying to not use the signal than to use it. Shake the wheel, sound an alarm, nudge back into the lane. Make using turn signals the selfish option. Lots of cars already do this to some small extent.
Ah yes, make things even more dangerous by forcing people to drive too slow on the highway.
In fairness, any time I drive near construction my car starts screaming about how I’m drifting out of my lane because it doesn’t recognize cone supremacy - so if cars did this I know my car would constantly be like “I can’t let you do that.”
I use my signals, I’ll pass the government mandated test. Yes, even in turn lanes, I’ll ace it. (Also, you should turn in to whatever lane you’re in, not “whichever one I want.”)
I think the immediate aftermath of an unsignaled lane change is the worst time for the car to automatically cutting from presumably highway speeds of like 65-70 mph (105-113 kph) [assuming they weren’t speeding…] down to 31 mph (50 kph) if there are people driving in the new lane. Not only did someone pull out in front of you but you also have to immediately slam on the brakes to have a chance of not hitting it
I never said it was a good idea!
Going too easy on him.
Beamers beware!
You’d probably like the movie Shoot 'Em Up.
Lmao holy crap
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Thanks for the laugh
No turn signal MFers.
This and pulling into an intersection you don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of clearing before the light changes (Bonus points for the vehicle being an 18 wheeler and having hazardous cargo).
^My revenge porn fantasy, daily.
I get what you mean but I think you might want to know revenge p is also when people share pics unconsensually to get revenge or hurt others for some other reason 😅
That is good to know. Thanks for having my back.









