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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

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No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      Reminds me of a scene from TimeSplitters Future Perfect

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss02_tG4N_Q&t=1821

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    Force mom to go see a doctor.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      <3 same message, friend. Same message. :(

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    You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

  • invertedspear@lemmy.zip
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    Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

    • lonefighter@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m so sorry

  • zeppo@lemmy.world
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    You should just break up with her while you have the chance

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    Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.

    • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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      Sorry to hear that, do you know how it started?

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        Officially bad electrical.

        • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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          Man that is scary. I’ve turned down some jobs to do fairly easy electrical stuff after I saw the attic had three sets of convoluted wires everywhere set up in a haphazard fashion, and not grounded. Some of the plugs had the neutral wired to the ground to fool the testers the city inspectors use to test.

          I am not an electrician, didn’t want to be blamed if a fire did happen from that shithole, (full of cockroaches too.) It’s also against the law there, only if I was the owner and there weren’t renter would it be legal to do my own work and even then in that city idk.

          • the_q@piefed.social
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            It was bad. I lost my wife, fil, 2 cats and a dog that morning.

            • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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              Very very sorry

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              Oh my god I am so sorry to hear that. What a nightmare. I should put a dog door in my place just in case. I am so sorry for your loss, that is a worst nightmare.

  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    YOU LIKE WOMEN!

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    Bitcoin peaks at $100k

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      I honestly thought the same thing but I’m not entirely sure it would have mattered.

      BTC 6 years ago was still 10k. Yeah, you could take out a loan for a “sure thing”, but 🤷.

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        For me, it would have, but just because of the timing.

        I was selling newspaper ads back then. Typically, a shitty job, but the hospital got a multi million dollar grant to use towards COVID advertising. I made a lot of commissions during that time, but now it’s all gone.

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        5x return is still insane

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    deleted by creator

  • tal@lemmy.today
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    CLS’s stock price will increase by 3,860.57% over the next five years.

    • Semisimian@startrek.website
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      Put as much money into your index funds and don’t stop until October 13th, 2026. Then convert it all to cash.

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        Wait what happens on October 14?

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          Clearly someone from five years in Semisimian’s future just gave him the inside scoop.

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          Anthropic IPO?

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    Don’t move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he’s been cheating on you this whole time and he’s about to financially ruin you.

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      Some people just suck

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    Remember to bring your protective gear, and don’t ever ride even once if you don’t have it - you will suffer the consequences for years.

    Or possibly: All behavioural changes (even seemingly positive ones like being more brave, assertive, active, loud and outgoing) are symptoms of something going on in your pets, so prioritise going to the vet more often when they appear - catching issues early means less damage to surrounding organs, less suffering and cheaper treatment.

  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @lemmy.ca
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    Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.

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    You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

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      Yeah but you’ll have a lot less drugs if you stop spending your money on it

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    Dump this job, it’s making you miserable.

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