Thanks to the heatwaves, cats are also room temperature

Ironically almond milk was invented because God said people couldn’t have animal milk during lent so they improvised.

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Thanks bro

Reminds me of a customer complaining, “no, I’ve had soup du jour before and this is not it!!”

a restaurant catering to a foreign ethnicity

And it’s just a little pita shop? Lmao holy shit I hope your idea of “maybe a decade ago” is 1982

I don’t mean to set the bar too high, but god damn, Chrono Trigger was the absolute goat

Have you ever tried to use sandboxed Snap applications on Linux?

WW3 Speedrun %Any

Whenever someone says “badger” I’m likely to say “mushroom mushroom”

I think he goes by Mamdani now

Nah your mom is a star

That poor guy at Microsoft who saw cartoon speech bubbles with Times New Roman and thought “I can make something friendlier than that”, and people still haven’t stopped spewing hate and joking about torturing him

Like, is luge a sport but not automotive racing?

But those are different

Reddit. They’re everywhere.

Ohh, beach boys

I get carded whenever there’s a young kid at the till. I just give it to them because I know their boss has given them shit about it