I feel like I’ve been historically recreating the previous day for the past few years.

I have my suspicions, yes, and just enough of a nerd to be dangerous.

I got a little bit further and it turned into, “all the ways I wasted time as a kid are superior to the ways that people waste time today”

And this is coming from someone who did the exact same things around the same time as them. I loved those times, but, they were described with such an air of superiority that they don’t really deserve.

Lots of people listen, and lots of people don’t.

I like all sorts of things, but I don’t plug them in every single comment I make.

Thanks for sharing. I don’t think there is a way unless the admins of .world ban them, but I’m no expert on any of this.

At the very least, we can call them out like you have and individually ban them from our feeds.

Sounds fun! Wanna get together this weekend?

I couldn’t help myself, and now I can’t figure out how numbers play volleyball and why applications need to jog.

They already have a few of those right now. They don’t seem too keen on letting them go.

And don’t even get us started on Pythagoras!

We appreciate you justifying your aptitude to answer the question, but when were you planning on doing that?

Do you want squirrels? Cause that’s how you get squirrels.

Yup. He’s in there.

Absolutely.

A few years ago, there were two phrases being kicked around. Black Lives Matter, and All Lives Matter.

To many white people, All Lives Matter sounded like a positive message, but the black people understood it for what it really was: “Fuck your black lives.”

I try not to think about it at all.

You’re funny.

Sometimes the visuals are tricky and it isn’t until much later you realize that maybe that tree wasn’t ACTUALLY shaped like a chicken.

I’ve also heard to drink orange juice, and avoid dairy, but those could be myths.

I have said some things I immediately regretted.

Either from being frustrated with their behavior, or because I didn’t realize how hurtful my joke sounded until I heard it come out my mouth.

I wasn’t great at it at first, but I actively worked on making sure that I took responsibility for what I said and apologized.

Definitely mushrooms.

The first time my friends and I tried them we took a LOT, and went walking through the woods by my house. It was a wild trip, and I’ll never forget it.

I’ve only gotten my hands on them a few times since then, and never took as many, but even only taking 1-2g, everything just makes you feel happy and giggly like a kid who stayed up too late.

I like to think so.

Someone with a good sense of humor understands why jokes are funny. Similar to how everyone can enjoy music, but a musician enjoys it differently.

Those people know how to craft a joke, and how to adjust timing to make it funnier, and are the first to laugh or at least acknowledge when that’s a good one.

I usually think about things that have happened in my life and turn it into a stand-up bit or skit that will never be performed.