You’re really fucking up almost everything you do and just not noticing.

So, it’s just like a regular day for me.

Wait. That’s a cheese cake disguised as a pie!

As long as it’s done well, I love any kind of pie!

Good luck. Don’t sacrifice your happiness for stability.

Precisely

This is great! I love the silliness of this otherwise hard hitting message. I’m not THAT gay, but I should start wearing jeans on Wednesdays.

I can think of quite a few English songs with random words from other languages.

This guy took my answer.

Nowadays, I don’t think there’s anyone that I’d rush out and consume for.

Those little JBLs have some of the best cost to sound quality ratio.

I got a hacked SNES mini on eBay that was fully loaded with every ROM from Atari to the 32 bit systems.

Pretty much anything that was “a really good deal”.

Not sure if you mean a rocket propelled grenade, or an oversized gun sword from Final Fantasy.

Honestly, either would be pretty rad.

HEY! WHATCHU DOIN IN MY POOL AGAIN, FRY MAN?

That’s exactly why I’m a drugs and junk food kind of guy. I just got sick of constantly getting flocked by horny women.

How are these guys supposed to know that without approaching you?

I got used to it. It used to keep me up, but now I hardly even notice it.

In reality, if you needed something to graduate, they would mention it before graduation. If somehow they missed it and sent you the diploma anyway, there’s no way anyone would care enough to make you come back (unless maybe if you REALLY pissed off somebody very important prior to the discovery.)

And good luck being LGBTQ+ back then.

Funny thing about sex was everywhere.

That’s all true, but now it’s moved to the Internet.

Instead of being in the back room of the rental place or the top shelf of magazine racks, it’s in every phone and computer. We knew it existed, but looking at it required an ID. Now, every kid with Internet can see MUCH more then we could ever hope for.