Did you know that it would have been possible for Abraham Lincoln to send a fax to a samurai?

“Don’t care what other people think about you”

Sounds like permission to be an asshole.

I understand what it’s trying to say, but assholes don’t mind borrowing the mantra.

I second Flood.

A Perfect Circle - Thirteenth Step is my perfect album.

They aren’t even my favorite band, but there isn’t a bad moment on it.

Aww dang.

But has anyone put it on gummy candy?

I’ll take it, I guess. I was just trying to think of something so bad nobody would ever make it.

Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it’s extreme bitterness.

I’m guessing this will depend on your location.

I’m sorry, but since this comment starts with a conjunction, it should NOT be a top level comment. Your total disregard for comment etiquette has ruined the entire flow of the conversation. You are now banned.

Now this shit is dope.

But that’s so unlikely that NOBODY should ever expect it to happen.

Sometimes guns misfire, but nobody should EVER stand in front of one and expect that to happen.

“fix the devil” makes it sound like: If you are in an abusive relationship, you should just stick with it and continue to suffer and eventually you’ll convince the abuser to stop abusing.

Which is terrible advice, because that’s never going to happen.

I loved that jolly little purple fuck!

I can still sing: We’re the squishy bears and we’re right over there. We’re the squishiest bears you know!

I loved Thundercats as a kid, so when I heard Cartoon Network would start playing original episodes in 2003ish, I got my roommate and girlfriend all pumped up to watch the first episode with me.

Ten minutes in and I apologized. It’s SOOOO much worse than you remember. 😂 It’s amazing the crap we like when we’re kids. SNARF!

Usually a phone call to say Happy Father’s Day.

But seriously though, he gotta watch his speed.

I’d even count Folsom Prison Blues. The train is a pretty big element of the song.

Train train (appropriate name, but sounds kind of silly by itself) by Blackfoot

Heads up: They go by PixelNomad now.