Technically, once. I didn’t have a cell phone the first time I got married.

When I meet someone, and get their name and number they get put in my phone that way, and I never change it. Even if we end up married years later, I’ll just update the last name.

I’ll tell you exactly why. As soon as I see what everyone else said.

Not smart enough to realize that those went out of style a hundred years ago.

There was the “Finger Prince” joke from Animaniacs, but I’m sure there were a LOT of Simpsons gags I can’t think of right now.

Are you fucking kidding me?!? TIL.

My kids are all too old to get into it, so go for it.

My friends and I took some neighborhood Crimewatch signs and The Daily Show (I’m pretty sure Colbert was the reporter) flew out to my little town and interviewed the state trooper and the head of the Crimewatch.

If anybody can find a recording of that episode, I’ve been searching since my stepmom recorded over my copy. It was in late 98 or early 99.I think Dr. Ruth was a guest

I appreciate the optimism, but if “Anything is possible” I doubt a majority of people chose to be poor.

Ahh! I was looking elsewhere for something to happen.

Wikipedia has an army of human writers that probably don’t take too kindly to AI.

I have no idea, but they sure made it sound like fun!

We got a hotel room with a hot tub. We’ll go out for dinner, pick up some drinks, smoke some weed, and soak in the tub.

It’s too general of a question, with no single answer.

I’m sure some have had great experiences, others have had REALLY bad ones. Depends more on the people, what they do and how they do it than whether or not she is married.

I can always tell when it’s about 0 because I can feel a frosty tingle when I breathe in through my nose.

Hard to describe, but I’m sure you know what I mean.

Twice in the past few years someone has gotten into my car and emptied my loose change container. Thankfully they didn’t mess with anything else. I just told myself they must need it more than I do.

A parasitic fungus that infects the brains of people and controls them to help propagate itself.

This is actually a really good one.

Check out local dealer’s websites they often try to compete to keep their Internet listings lower than the “other guys”.

I always just hang on to them in case somebody breaks or loses theirs.

By the way, I’m all out of old phones and my son’s is busted, so if you don’t know anyone who could use it…