Pretty much anything that was “a really good deal”.

Not sure if you mean a rocket propelled grenade, or an oversized gun sword from Final Fantasy.

Honestly, either would be pretty rad.

HEY! WHATCHU DOIN IN MY POOL AGAIN, FRY MAN?

That’s exactly why I’m a drugs and junk food kind of guy. I just got sick of constantly getting flocked by horny women.

How are these guys supposed to know that without approaching you?

I got used to it. It used to keep me up, but now I hardly even notice it.

In reality, if you needed something to graduate, they would mention it before graduation. If somehow they missed it and sent you the diploma anyway, there’s no way anyone would care enough to make you come back (unless maybe if you REALLY pissed off somebody very important prior to the discovery.)

And good luck being LGBTQ+ back then.

Funny thing about sex was everywhere.

That’s all true, but now it’s moved to the Internet.

Instead of being in the back room of the rental place or the top shelf of magazine racks, it’s in every phone and computer. We knew it existed, but looking at it required an ID. Now, every kid with Internet can see MUCH more then we could ever hope for.

Now that you mention it, I think I still have a case of 3 year old homebrew in the basement.

Bad news for your parents.

If you can’t play on your turn, you keep drawing until you can.

The first fax machine was invented in 1843.

Did you know that it would have been possible for Abraham Lincoln to send a fax to a samurai?

“Don’t care what other people think about you”

Sounds like permission to be an asshole.

I understand what it’s trying to say, but assholes don’t mind borrowing the mantra.

I second Flood.

A Perfect Circle - Thirteenth Step is my perfect album.

They aren’t even my favorite band, but there isn’t a bad moment on it.

Aww dang.

But has anyone put it on gummy candy?

I’ll take it, I guess. I was just trying to think of something so bad nobody would ever make it.