edit: more “elon musk is so rich that”
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Needs more ‘Elon Musk is so rich that’
Done!
I swear I was on mushrooms for a second there…
My brain was skipping like a vinyl for a moment.
elon musk is so rich that his wealth collapses into an economical black hole
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Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?
Trump’ll be gone by then. I saw an online oracle say so so it has to be true.
Trump has to last until at least the halfway point ofnhis term, then they can chop him out and try for ten years of True Believer Vance.
The walls are really closing in on the Cheeto-in-Cheef
What is going on on September 20th 2026 for him to potentially go missing?
Fingers crossed!
He can keep his money and we can get rid of him for free
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He doesn’t have that much cash. He would have to sell a lot of stocks or assets to do this.
I think he could go missing on September 20th, 2026 for free if he really wanted to
And? Spread that shit around.
Spread his useless stocks around? And what get $2.67 per person a year on dividend?
Not sure this would change or lives at all
That’s the idea. Not just with Elon.
Plus, maybe with a wider spread of influence, companies will stop being driven entirely based on the need to Enshitify everything for MaXiMuM pRoFiTs.
I don’t know… With all the puppets he is making with them I am thinking Elon has A LOT of socks.
Pretty colorful ones too i bet
He would get a loan cappuccino using stock value as collateral, to avoid the cappuccino tax.
He’s so rich…he doesn’t have enough cash to buy a cappuccino in Rome.
