Since time immemorial.

Darn, now I gotta get up from my chair… Grumble grumble.

Darn fangled internet, confusing me. We used to just go to a muddy corner and for a penny make people groan and there were pear trees everywhere and the smell of cum…

Where am I again?

Didnt know that was a thing?

They really nailed the vibe of
“Stuck with this even though it doesnt provide much benefit, but you can’t get rid of it yourself so might as well check in with it every now and again to remind yourself how useless it is.”

Yeah this has felt redacted

There are worse ways to get an FBI buddy.

The other interesting thing is you only have 10 minutes when you get in to grab your stuff and go

Thats a pretty standard… Standard. Ehh, wink wink, nudge, nudge.

I want to be psyopped by underground UwUs!

Standard to keep your mound of books small so it doesnt interfere with your life or home.

The second option is just a really bad hoarding hoard with cats.

Its interesting cause this is really only an issue becuase the manufacturers aren’t willing to manufacture more for the increased demand as if they don’t believe it will be permanent demand.

This is like the first thought that goes through my head when getting in a shower too!

Sometimes its just that I really want a bench.

Yeah… That sounds like neither a collection nor a hoard but just a…
Pile of stuff.

Only you can prevent your pile of stuff from becoming a hoard, keep on subdividing those piles.

This just means you let stuff just add on the pile, right?

Check it out, it even works on other definitions of the word.

wow the opposing army is so disorganized, no basic weapons or training it seems and they just accepted anyone.

Its not an army, that’s a hoard!

Honestly… If you know where they are, and how they are being kept… Yeah.

You can have a silly collection of thousands and thousands of rocks you picked up, but if they were in binders labeled what they are it would be a collection too.

Come back to me when you have a pile you sleep on and we can talk about upgrading you to Hoard.

No standards on what they were willing to steal from others

Standards on how you want to present it?

Ehh? See?

I know how you feel, I searched so long for Encounters of the Spooky kind and I still dont have all of Mr, Vampire.
But also, check archive.org and such. Sometimes stuff ends up in the weirdest places on the internet.