it needs plowing
So say we all.
Best I can do is compost
Ah, the “no-till” approach
This made me laugh, thank you
Call me osha the way I’m demanding a railing
Nice!
My garden needs chocolate and red wine I’m pretty sure
also recognize that plants take a year to grow so don’t pressure yourself to deliver results immediately
My garden needs less people dumping in truck loads of horse shit. I have enough fertilizer for a lifetime, thank you.
I assure you that i never need less water. lol
Some people are tropical rainforests, others are arid wastelands.
It needs the entire discipline of statistics to get retconned away from existence, chainsawman style
Edit: possibly before the 20th of January
A candyflip and an ample bosomed woman to sit on my face?
Oh shit I suddenly have powdery mildew. Oh is that bacterial wilt? I’m over watered. It’s too hot. Too much sun. Not the vine borers! Slugs?!
If I was like a plant, I would be dead.
My garden has to poop. Is that normal?
Tell that to my boss 😭
My garden needs a combine harvester, fertilizer, optimized seeds, and an aeroponic vertical setup so it can be fully mechanized.
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