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minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoWait, you’re supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?
minus-squarebear@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoHow else would you eat spaghetti?
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoYou just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once. Right?
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoThe world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt. You better have big cheek pouches. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoYou could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoGrab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
minus-squarewolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWhat a terrible day to be literate
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoIs that what they mean by the term G-string?
minus-squareFushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou don’t chew spaghetti?!? You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
minus-squarebear@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s kinda like rifling a beer, just relax your throat and let gravity do the work.
Wait, you’re supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?
How else would you eat spaghetti?
You just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once.
Right?
The world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt.
You better have big cheek pouches.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
You could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
Grab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
What a terrible day to be literate
Is that what they mean by the term G-string?
GI string
You don’t chew spaghetti?!?
You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
It’s kinda like rifling a beer, just relax your throat and let gravity do the work.