Probably the only option for holding any of them accountable as everyone in the admin will get a blanket pardon.

Grab both ends and you can floss your gi tract

Wait, you’re supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?

😮 you use a vpn to avoid porn? That’s a novel use case.

*his son’s cocaine. As much as I hate Trump, I think he stays fairly clean… McDonald’s is his crutch.

No mention of Futurama? Screw moving the ship, just move the universe around it!

All my homies love Kate.

I skipped that whole initial peak: started on Ubuntu 20 years ago, moved to kubuntu after unity and moved to tumbleweed 6 months ago.

I mean, the whole webpage presents their argument why. It’s a whole bunch of garbage, but the’why’ is there.

Of all the things he’s changed about the country, I bet something like this is what he cares about the most. I can just imagine the tantrum trump will throw when the next president* digs this up and returns it to grass, or better yet, an actual garden.

* if we get another president.

I love how the “crack” in the coffee table doesn’t even follow the grain.

I’ll make you an offer you can 't refuse.

That plot was already made by marvel, almost to a T

There is a severe lack of capitalization

This is what I do. Works well.

Problem is, the staff will commonly still prioritize the cars and you’ll still wait. Maybe not as much if you got in the end of the queue, but still longer than you’d expect.

I have to imagine that in any scenario where the rocks would be dangerous would also mean that you are fucked anyway.

Yeah, not sure I trust anything about Wikipedia posted by someone with that username. Totally unbiased.

The Shoveler is my hero.

Same noises Steve Carrell made in 40 year old virgin