Not knowing Latin: it’s more fun to see if you can get them to tell you how much they charge for a bottle of water before they seat you

Trump had to molest those children, in self defense

Pretty pathetic collection if you ask me.

Not so rare anymore

I set this up years ago, but then decided it was better to just install different distros on each of my computers. Problem solved?

Awesome. How have I never used this before

To busy investigating Hilary.

Garbage-ass “article”. The “backlash” is a single tweet from Stephen Miller and the “bold bid” is a sarcastic response by shatner.

Probably the only option for holding any of them accountable as everyone in the admin will get a blanket pardon.

Grab both ends and you can floss your gi tract

Wait, you’re supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?

😮 you use a vpn to avoid porn? That’s a novel use case.

*his son’s cocaine. As much as I hate Trump, I think he stays fairly clean… McDonald’s is his crutch.

No mention of Futurama? Screw moving the ship, just move the universe around it!

All my homies love Kate.

I skipped that whole initial peak: started on Ubuntu 20 years ago, moved to kubuntu after unity and moved to tumbleweed 6 months ago.

I mean, the whole webpage presents their argument why. It’s a whole bunch of garbage, but the’why’ is there.

Of all the things he’s changed about the country, I bet something like this is what he cares about the most. I can just imagine the tantrum trump will throw when the next president* digs this up and returns it to grass, or better yet, an actual garden.

* if we get another president.

I love how the “crack” in the coffee table doesn’t even follow the grain.

I’ll make you an offer you can 't refuse.