Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
Same. And then retire to the woods.
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…
With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody’s expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.
Then take a nap in the sun
If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
You’d still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that’s a neat thought
Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.
Depends if you’re science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn’t engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you’re good.
Visible light is most of the heat in sunlight.
That’s also how the greenhouse effect works - sunlight goes through CO2, while infrared, which comes from from things not at 6000C, doesn’t.
If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
Fucking gravity how does it work
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Man I’m old
Let me go wild…
This really is the best answer.
2 chicks at the same time.
Fuckin A
…fuckin A.
Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
Willing to bet at least two are though and that’s all it takes
Lick my own asshole.
Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
Eat the rich.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
I would fight crime and injustice
He didn’t say White Tiger.
If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is
Eat some faces and never be caught because I’m invisible.
I misread that as “eat some feces” at first, but either way I guess you do you.
He means “pretend to be a leopard.”
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.
No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can’t be seen.
Bump into someone every once in a while, watch as confusion spreads.
Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I’d still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I’d have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I’d still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn’t it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?
All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.
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