I don’t eat flesh. I do eat eggs, honey, and sometimes but rarely dairy. It is not a health condition, so if I end up accidentally eating something with meat in it I won’t get sick and if it was an accident I also won’t get upset with myself or anyone who gave the food to me.

oh yes, like Velma said, I was talking about sexist posts in general. Not this post.

This is legit but also I super appreciate coming in to the comment of a sexist post and already seeing a snarky comment about it being sexist. Makes my day.

He is not worth it. Send it back to when ever, it will always make sense.

When I was 8 years old, I made some tea and it was too hot so I put a cube of ice in it to cool it off enough to drink. My mom saw this and GASPED, then told me if my great grandmother had seen that she would have rolled over in her grave.

So, since then, in order not to shame my ancestors, I trained myself to drink very hot tea.

The Chinese police overseas service stations are there to watch Chinese citizens and report violations back to the government, they are not there to help tourists that is what consulates are for.

but they aren’t smart, they are just greedy.

It was an instant classic. But also I call it a classic in the insult sense because its simple and can be applied to anyone.

I like - I hope you step in a questionable wet spot while wearing socks.

The classic:

• You look easy to draw

Others:

• You are the type of person who makes the teenage cashier at Chipotle explain why guac costs extra.

• You’re the human equivalent of a bag of salad that goes bad the day you buy it, worthless after I already spent my cash.

• Talking to you is like using a public restroom, sometimes necessary, never pleasant and leaves me feeling a little gross after.

• Every conversation with you has the emotional texture of a Terms and Conditions pop-up.

• Being around you feels like watching someone try parallel park for four minutes.

and the best I have ever hear with my own ears, which is not mundane, but is excellent when yelling at the top of your lungs so all the neighbors can hear: “You are a supercilious cunt”

He is great right? I think under appreciated really. Loved this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1THMc9g5SaU

I love Alice in Wonderland and there is this rather obscure claymation version that was done by Czech director and artist Jan Švankmajer called Alice. Its very creepy and off putting, but also a surreal masterpiece, with things like animated animal skulls and other animated taxidermy. Its one of my all time favorite movies, but I’ve talked to other people who have watched it and for the most part people seem to dislike it.

You can watch it in full here and come to your own conclusion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK_l74cSPGY

LOVED M.Y.T.H. series. One of my favorite reads of all time. Check out Phule’s Company series by him as well if you have not read it yet, just as page turning and entertaining.

Oh well, if you aren’t paying them, then its fine.

I had no idea that this was the actual origin of the terms but yes, I just looked it up, it was due to the unintended acceleration of the Audi 5000 is why its associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did.

Yes, I’m Audi/Outtie evolved from the saying I’m Audi 5000. We are about the same age so that tracks.

no for leaving, like you are leaving a place and you say “I’m Audi 5000” to the people there instead of saying Good Bye.

This is old because the Audi 5000 first gen was introduced in the 1970s. Its surviving because I just said it like 3 days ago. It lives on in me 🥹

Verbal memes count? I still say “I am Audi 5000” or “Peace in the Middle East ✌️” when I am leaving. The latter being pretty sad that it is still relevant today from the day I stated using it.

Not sure where you got that from? You are free to become addicted to anything you want.

My unpopular option is that addiction is not genetic, if you take an addictive substance long enough you will become addicted, no one is exempt from this.

This is 100% true for heroin. If you pressed through and still did it enough times even if you thought it was meh, you would eventually become addicted, because that is how brain chemistry works. It is not the high people are chasing when they get addicted, its relief from the withdraws.