Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 days agoWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?message-squaremessage-square139linkfedilinkarrow-up1153arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1150arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 days agomessage-square139linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLittle1Lost@gehirneimer.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·15 days agoi like curses more like: “i hope you stub your toes”, “have a warm pillow”, “may the consequences of your actions be harsh” or “may your phone screen be always too bright or dim”
minus-squarestopforgettingit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·15 days agoI like - I hope you step in a questionable wet spot while wearing socks.
minus-squarenoughtnaut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·15 days agoMay your toilet paper forever tear lengthwise.
minus-squareVandals_handle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 days agoIf really upset, I hope you stub the same toe twice.
i like curses more like: “i hope you stub your toes”, “have a warm pillow”, “may the consequences of your actions be harsh” or “may your phone screen be always too bright or dim”
I like - I hope you step in a questionable wet spot while wearing socks.
May your toilet paper forever tear lengthwise.
If really upset, I hope you stub the same toe twice.