They wouldn’t be able to afford it, would they?
Good point. Qatar is beyond wealthy but North Korea repeatedly has to threaten to nuke people in order to get aid packages.
They have quite a lot of money, particularly in foreign currency slush funds (see Room 39 for example). However the Kim family has the final say in what is government money and what never makes it onto the books.
They could probably afford a FIFA championship. It’s admitting they have that kind of money, that would be a huge problem.
I think it depends what you mean by “afford”, they might have enough money stashed away to host one time but it’s going to seriously take away from their future
NK has never chosen their future or basic needs over useless megaprojects though
North Korea just prints their own money!
Assuming this is true (just skimmed it in full disclosure), nothing unique to DPRK here
They’ve got loads of slaves they can throw at it, why not?
but what about materials and things that you have to pay for?
Psshhh, just pull a xitter-musk, you don’t have to pay if you can avoid it!
Like the Volvos
You don’t have to pay slaves.
Mmmm, flesh buildings…
DPRK is a resource rich country but can’t even finish building a hotel after almost 40 years
They’re just waiting for the Olympics
North Korea’s GDP is on the order of 20 billion per year. Tiny for a country that size, but considering they don’t have to spend any of it on their population, that gives them a lot of bribe money.
And yet mfers still go in mass to these games in countries with extreme human rights issues and throw billions of dollars at merch.
“much worst?”
Lol
Right up there with “worse comes to worse” and “what do you have to loose”
Hey, their trying there best over they’re, okay?
I bet typing that makes you feel like your you’re own worse enemy.
I should of known better, but I could care less.
This is the digital equivalent of stepping on a lego
Okay guys, enlighten me. If Nestle is a 10 on the evil scale, what is Fifa?
1/10 cos they would bribe the scale
Nah, get with the times. FIFA only accepts bribes.
About the same? Just like any other big company really, they all share the same interests.
If Nestle is a 10 then North Korea is a 12 and FIFA is an 11.5
Nah nestle is worse than fifa
They’re all in fierce competition as to who can be the most evil and corrupt
About a 9 to 10 I would guess
Assuming lower is more evil, FIFA is 2 - 6i + 3j. Sorry, I guess we’re using quaternions.
So many great additions to my block list today!
Right?
They just keep coming!
Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.
They have a pretty big tourist industry but it would mostly be people from China
Much worse, not worst
Yes, your right
Yea, their definately write.
Oh my gosh, I didn’t even notice that
Nuke dropped if a western country wins
On a side note, what exactly are we censoring on that bottom photos.
Are we just censoring a bomb detonator box or are we censoring something else…
It’s not even a detonator box. It’s a bike pump because he’s inflating the massive paint bubble.
So it’s a pointless black box.
Are you kidding me!? It’s a sexy, half-naked, pink (pink is the color of genitalia and is also slang for vagina!!!) starfish (starfish aka the butthole shape!!!) repeatedly slamming his big, thick rod into a tight little hole! That’s basically pornography!
“I dont think this bubble can get much bigger”
No, on the bottom picture. They censored the bicycle tire pump for some reason.
Oh wow im blind lol
Since Qatar has already hosted a world cup, he’s got a point
Today, I feel like North Korean…
I wouldn’t so much as think of attending even if it was right in the next town, so okay. Do it. I’ll enjoy reading about what a disaster it was.
*worse
Worse, not worst.
And what would be the problem with NK hosting the world cup huh? Not that it would happen since the WC is nothing more than an ad for countries, you get to host it if you pay the FIFA.
