I wonder if he wrote his apology letter or if he has Ai do it for him.
Ah yes, because NVIDIA’s Huang famously never closed his eyes to smuggling without a blowjob. He also never lobbied US gov’t to let him sell chips to China.
What’s this bullshit trying to accomplish, launder Jensen’s image as a US patriot or something? Or is this insurance against being dragged in court by the democrats for “睜一隻眼閉一隻眼“ (“Open One Eye, Close One Eye”)?
He thought she was really into leather jackets.
This is, 100%, without a doubt, just a way for him to avoid legal liability for doing things of his own free will. He wasn’t complicit in smuggling! He was taken advantage of by that irresistible Chinese succubus! It’s her fault!
Now, I don’t really care. I think it’s great that he’s bypassing US sanctions. Altho I would prefer China have its own domestic chip manufacturing and not buy from companies like this, but until that is fully developed they need to get by somehow. But yeah this is the most obvious scapegoating I’ve ever seen.
In fact, I’d like NOBODY to buy from companies like this. NVIDIA should crash and fucking burn.
IMO, this is probably a lie manufactured by the Trump Regime. Trump just wants to steal Jensen’s fortune, and to punish a “china man” for daring to do well in life.
the president is married to a russian woman lol
She’s Slovenian, not Russian.
Everything east of Poland is a type of Russia, like everything south of the US border is a type of Mexico
Slovenia is south west of Poland. I’m starting to doubt your expertise.
And Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania might beg to disagree, not to mention Ukraine.
Ah yes, Belgium. One of the Russian regions
OMG, that’s got to be dozens of 64GB sticks!
Altman is furious.
OK, we’re finished using you now! Bye!
Almost reads like standard Chinese business practice to me. Not to defend any of these grifters. Also , theres some dry humour in the article:
Notably, Jensen is currently married to his wife of 41 years
“currently”, haha
I really enjoy some dry journalistic homicide.
It’s always the ones you most expect.
Indict that bitch!
The value of the chips is probably less important than the possession of them that allows them to reverse engineer them, if they haven’t already.
they can easily get a few dozen chips to reverse engineer, why shouldn’t billionaires be able to give egirls a billion in hardware anyway
industrial espionage of course.
Two billion dollars worth of sales doesn’t seem like the kind of thing any single person could be “fooled” into signing off on.
that’s like 6 gpu’s tho
If she had scalped them she could have made $4 billion easy.
The fool, she only got tree fitty
Jensen Huang isn’t that big, but a job’s a job.
Oh yes, he was “fooled.” What a buffoon! Ha ha ha ha! She gottem!
Was her opening line “I love leather… jackets”?
How does she look?
Well, he is a billionaire, so I’d guess 12
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