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A Twitter post from Matt @mattxiv with a text that reads “sometimes when i’m bored i wander into the weird parts of etsy to see what straight people are up to.” The picture below shows a hand holding a keychain with a penis-shaped cutout that says “Thanks for not pulling out!” There are 3 sperm-shaped cutouts attached with the names Ryver, Brynlee, and Emersyn.
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What is it with Americans needing to put Ys and Xs where they don’t belong?
We gotta be Unyq at all costs
😢
I have met 2 La-a’s (pronouced: Ladasha / Latasha)
good lord. Straight-up pun names
I just understood the prononciation for the first 🤢 / dash.
Part of me hopes this is both tragic and clever in that something happened to Lapasha, and the next will be Laquasha, but somehow I doubt it.
Well branle (branler / branlé) is french slang for either getting a beating or wanking so maybe thats “y”.
We’re not all like that. And the rest of us mock them mercilessly.
I know you’re not all like that. My partner is American and none of our brood has names like that but her siblings both have children with unnecessary Xs and Ys in their names.
I have no idea. I’m just as mystified by this.
Reminds me of this scene from LA Story which is a 33 year old movie now.
The proliferation of the letter Y is a danger to our democracy
In french we call it “greek i”, so considered a danger to democracy is especially ironic. I suspect that was on purpose, but cannot tell for sure
Just yells mallcruiser “trashy.” Saddling kids with messed up name spelling, trashy dick and sperm keyrings(?), plus a trashy comment on the inability to figure out how to stop popping out kids (though that’s probably
dicktongue in cheek).Imagine a trauma-free enough childhood to want to thank someone for griefing you with life.
I can’t.
!2meirl4meirl
What if he did but his pull out game is weak AF?
It me lol
Fucking weird man. Some people can’t stop thinking about their dads semen and their mom’s uterus.
Missed opportunity for “welcum”.
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This has to be a joke.
It is. A trashy joke.
but are you ready for Jizzy Jewelry?
lemmy discovers dirty jokes
