We’re in one right now and that isn’t happening.

What left is doing that?

Yes, it’s called heads and tails in English as well.

It’s literally because vain idiots kept posting pictures of their credit card online and getting defrauded.

Maybe not bombs, America’s style is more using the CIA to destabilize elections and arm fringe militia groups to cripple other countries. It’s really cool and good that I’m forced to support that every time I go to work and pay taxes.

I was just happy to act as a downvote lightning rod while adding to your excellent list :)

Correct, I could have been more specific.

Do you actually believe the ship wouldn’t be intercepted with implied violence?

Let me guess, you also believe Republicans when they say abortion will be “left up to the states” right?

You left out Afghanistan to be irrefutable, but…gestures at $3TRILLION bill with nothing to show for it.

If I were to start a business out of Miami, Florida that sent an oil tanker to Cuba, what would happen to that oil tanker?

Because nuclear bombs are horrifying.

There are two tiers of UN. There’s the “I’m not a colonizer that’s willing to nuke people” tier, where the strongest outcome is “sternly worded email”; and then there’s the UN Permanent Security Council tier where you get an absolute veto power that cannot be questioned. The wiki is a very educating read

Edit: please tell me what part I am incorrect about if you disagree so hard that you downvote me out of the discussion.

It depends on how they are representing the numbers. If they are stored as an “integer” they will overflow and wrap around after about 2 trillion. I’m not saying computers can’t handle larger numbers, I’m saying that in my extensive experience there’s always some part of older systems that generate some long-forgotten but essential report that never thought about handling huge numbers and breaks in unexpected ways.

I just feel bad for the IT guy that has to desperately make a computer system that hasn’t been funded since the invention of computers handle this bullshit math and giant numbers.

there aren’t any good standup comics in Russia

I literally don’t believe this. I do believe that you won’t read about them on the open internet though. The human condition is universal, and includes humor. It’s dangerous to “other” the entire population of a country.

Also, as you point out, Ivan Standupkov doesn’t even have to be particularly good because the material that surrounds him practically writes itself.

iPhone has a medicine reminder feature in the Health app that is way more helpful because it lets you put it off for a bit and then can get progressively more aggressive until it literally screams at you and I think can even be configured to tell someone else to come and bonk you until you do it.

The term you are looking for is “Young Earth Creationism” and a very significant amount of religious people believe it to be fact.

This fucking guy (and yes, these ratings are just one guy) is really gonna call the UN press office leftist???

Sorry, best we can do is a bunch of articles about how committing mass genocide makes the perpetrators feel super duper sad and stuff :(

Rip Aaron