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*Skin issue
Me, who has learned where the ladyparts lay, enjoys taking time to get to know them and typically doesn’t need mechanical assistance due to sufficient preamble.
That butthole is not gonna wet itself
(this is about jorkin’ it)
The true art is in knowing who’s “it” is getting jorked
Hahaha and by “it” lest just say… my peanits
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I can see it working until about age 55.
It can be wet down there but still bad friction though. Lube is a game changer.
I just absolutely hate the way lube feels on my skin, idk if its an autistic adjacent trait or what. Similar with lotion just kinda like nails on a chalkboard
Could try different kinds of lube. oils and silicone are very different feeling to water-based.
a man of culture
i’m cut and have no idea what this meme is about. growing up, i thought all dicks just looked like mine, i only found out about what a dick is supposed to look like the first time i watched porn…
Most porn dicks are cut though?
With a strong enough erection (such as when having sex, aka what you’d see in porn) cut and uncut look the same. The difference only shows itself with a semi or when soft
That’s just not true
If the foreskin pulls back like it should, they are similar enough most people wouldn’t notice the difference at a glance. If the foreskin is getting caught or not pulling back it’s potentially a sign of various conditions that can be harmful if ignored
Potentially. But you can have a perfectly healthy dick even if it doesn’t pull back fully when erect. As long as it can happen when flaccid so you can clean it properly it usually shouldn’t be an issue.
Okay, maybe not the first time I watched porn, but it was one of the times I watched porn
Personally I would rather get bottom surgery
Also uncut looks better IMHO.
As a gay man, and a slut, i think I have an opinion that matters here. I don’t believe that they can be compared directly. Some cut ones are cut way far back and seem to cause pain, while others are crazy long and look like a weird sea creature. I have never noticed a large difference in cleanliness or sensitivity. They do taste different.
They do taste different.
I was not ready for that 💀
As a straight man, you get more piss power when cut. Sometimes the river splits into two or three
How so? Which ones smell and taste more pissy?
In my experience, pissy has more to do with cleanliness and hair.
I’d honestly love to see a world war between circumcised and uncircumcised folks. I wonder who would win.
Uncircumcised is the default and probably has a numerical advantage, but once you get circumcised, you can’t go back. The circumcised can always convert people, and there’s nothing the uncircumcised can do to stop their POWs from being forced to switched sides.
However, what about everyone who doesn’t have a penis? Would their allegiance lie with the uncircumcised? Would people who’ve experienced genital mutilation join the circumcised? Who would formerly circumcised people who now don’t have penises join? Would bottom surgery make someone automatically join team circumcision?
This whole thought experiment begs many questions.
I think we would see an additional category. People that were circumcised against their will, wanting to go back to the side they may have loyalty for. Someone who was passionate that the uncircumcised side was the only side to be on, the righteous side, but was forced into circumcision.
I think they try to sew back on the foreskin. The thought may begin with some being ashamed that they lost their foreskin and had to “replace it”, but it may quickly become a thing of “who is going to know?”.
Problem is… someone would come up with a way to tell. And the “true foreskiners” do not accept the “sewed on foreskiners”. There is bigotry and divided among their side. Causing an inner struggle and broken down factions of the same side. Some “sewed on foreskiners” may feel that the “true foreskiners” aren’t the side they used to be and won’t accept them anyways, so they removed the replaced foreskin to either join the circumcised or possibly start their own, new side. “The circumcised reborners”
Cursed writing prompt or next ya post apocalypse
Circumplasty set to be the next big craze. Make it bigger than before so it looks like a JNCO leg. “Oh baby I love the way your shit is so baggy”
Bahahahah jnco leg
Or the men that had a messed up circumcision so it looks uncircumcised when soft and circumcised when erect.
This overlooks female circumcision (it is as terrifying and horrifying as it sounds)
This overlooks intersex circumcision (does this actually exist?)
Intersex operations are usually marketed as “interventions” rather than circumcisions. Also as terrifying as it sounds.
The circumcised can learn all the issues with it, then not circumcise their kids.
Oh my, TnJessica, I was not expecting you here :D
I’m a mod here
I meant more the theory than you specifically.
Nonetheless, happy with everything ^ ^
Unexpected mod is unexpected still.
Asking the real questions
Old enough to have no choice in the matter. We should be pissed at the church, backward medicine and our parents, not each other.
really weird thing to say about genital mutilation
Obviously the circumcised. They would easily convert the captures enemy soldiers to their side but the uncircumcised would not be able to do it.
jokes on you, i wear chainmail
what do you think the Iraq war was, sweaty?ignorant white colonist shows their racism
Just when I thought Lemmy was over the trend of talking about stroganoff.
How do I delete someone else’s comment
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Good thing I can, I dont think I will tho
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