Our capital city has a big steel tower that million people visit each year. We eat cheese, real cheese I mean, we drink wine, and we kiss a lot ;)
Working it out step-by-step:
Our capital city has a big steel tower that million people visit each year
We eat cheese, real cheese I mean
We drink wine
we kiss a lot ;)
So the answer must be:
- The United States of Great Austro-Japan and Northern Ireland (USGAJNI)!
;)
quite right :)
Belgium then?
Almost. Instead of a big tower they have a big atom, instead of cheese and wine I would imagine they’re more into fries and beer (of which they have some truly wonderful ones) ;)
How’s it going, eh?
Hi Canada!
We’re cold and damp but our humour is pretty dry. Our teeth really aren’t as bad as people say, but we generally are polite.
England?
Bingo!
Watch out for cyclists when you leave the coffeeshop!
I was wondering if there were other cheese heads here 😄
Plenty of us!
Maple syrup and universal healthcare above a fascist dumpster fire.
Hi Canada!
No, grandma, for the 50th time I don’t live in Sweden.
I didn’t read the comm name, and just assumed I’d be allowed to comment.
Go for it!
Oh, no that was it. That’s how you can tell what country I’m from lol.
I’ve been out of work for almost a year and killing my retirement savings and if I don’t make a high enough wage if I get a job we cannot meet our monthly costs due mainly to healthcare.
I’m so sorry for your struggles Mr American.
Y’all want some collards and beans?
Do you put pepper vinegar on your collards?
'Pon occasion.
Not every time, because I have to make my own sauce since I’m picky about vinegar on greens. But when I’ve had the stamina to make a batch, yes
Do you want to go out for a beer? Or 6?
Without knowing the time of day there, this could be any place that culturally prefers beer over wine.
Ireland
Croatia?
Firstly, that’s not how it’s pronounced. Secondly, that’s not the capital.
Oh, fuck, I didn’t realise this was an European community.
“That’s not the capital” tells me it has to be somewhere that the biggest/most well-known city isn’t the capital. And “that’s not how it’s pronounced” tells me the country has to be difficult to pronounce for an English speaker. Plus your other comment rules out anywhere in Europe.
Examples of the first point that come to my mind are America, Brazil, Australia, New Zealand, and Vietnam. But none of those meet the 2nd criteria.
I’m gonna have to guess Turkey, though that’s rather borderline on both the “not European” and “pronounced wrong in English” criteria, so I think I’m probably wrong.
It is Brazil, but I was referring to the pronunciation of the city in question, being either São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro.
The salsa on your left is spicy and the one on your right is not.
Since nobody replied yet I’m gonna guess Mexico because that’s where I think of when I hear salsa. But please leave me hanging if I’m wrong, maybe someone gets this lol
Yay, you got it!
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I live in the wealthiest nation in the world that is led by a racist rapist. I have guns but no access to affordable healthcare.
I have guns but no access to affordable healthcare.
Could be a bunch of places,
led by a racist rapist
so many options,
the wealthiest nation in the world
But thank God for this final clue ;)
Racist CORRUPT rapist.
@LadyButterfly It’s the mini-US of Europe, only with no guns. Our capital is sometimes confused by foreigners for some reason with the one of our friendly neighbor for some reason, because of how easy it is to swap a couple of letters between them. That friendly neighbor is the neighbor we’re having friendly fights on the internet over who was there first in a certain piece of land. There’s also a lot of cliché stuff about our country, especially due to that certain land.
Not giving any more clues to make the guess less obvious.
No mosquitos
