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marighost@piefed.social to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

Which one are you?

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Which one are you?

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marighost@piefed.social to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    Im a “brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout” :3

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      Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding

    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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      Don’t have to carry the bag around if you use the cart. Less effort

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        As far as I know none of the stores in my town even have shopping carts tbf. I’d have to go shop in the city if I wanted to use one hah

    • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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      Where I live, I scan the items with my phone and put them straight into my own bag, then at the self-checkout I just scan the QR and pay through the app.

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        That’s ingenious.

  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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    Chaotic Good. Though more often I’m a “ride-it-into-the-corral” guy.

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    Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.

    Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
    Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
    Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
    True neutral: Given to a staff member.
    Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.

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      The true neutral taketh, and giveth back

  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What alignment are you if you just take it home?

    For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.

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      True neutral

      Returned to the poor

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    What’s zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?

    • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      Karma is typically connected to Lawful Neutral.

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      I don’t see what you’re talking about, zip tie or poorly parked SUV

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        OP is saying that they like to zip-tie the cart, not that it’s in any of the images; and they’re asking what alignment that would fall under.

        • papalonian@lemmy.world
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          Ahhhh. That makes sense. Thanks

  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
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    Which one is hop into the basket and take it for a joyride?

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      Chaotic Cool 😎

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    I rarely use a cart anymore because I do more frequent, shorter, trips and just bring a tote bag. But the other day I went with someone to a store and we used a cart. I returned it to the cart return place and she was like “good. You can learn a lot about someone by what they do with the cart”

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      Screenshot of a 4chan post explaining The Shopping Cart Theory, why whether not not someone returns a shopping cart reveals if they’re a good person or not

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    I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.

    I’m 40.

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    So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?

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    Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.

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    I’m on the good row, depending on the store and distance back. I have on one occasion delivered a cart back to the store via my car (a good mile or so away) - it was left in our neighborhood, I was doing it for myself and neighbors, not the store, so I don’t know where that puts me. It’s the opposite of true neutral, since presumably someone poor had used it and discarded it.

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      I’d be more inclined to think teenagers took it for hijinks, but I’m not familiar with the neighborhood where you found it, of course

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    Golden corral

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    Where does “slammed into someone’s car” fall?

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