Like a very long setup to a very shitty punchline. We were very good friends when we started dating, hurt the hell out of each other for a year or so, broke up, got back together for another painful year or two, broke up, hooked up very briefly again a year or two later. I couldnt figure out why I didn’t want to sleep with him and we pretended this was a totally normal way to deal with things. The punchline was that I am asexual and didn’t figure it out until like 5 years later and a couple more failed relationships.

We were really good friends though. His grandmother called me on Christmas and my birthday for years after we broke up. She is lovely.

He is a good guy but we both needed a lot of therapy. Hope he is happier now.

I feel you on a spiritual level

I know this is a joke but just cause someone is in a straight relationship doesn’t mean they’re straight. (But it’s not like we have a shot either way lmao)

I actually preferred shaved armpits on any gender. But I’m also lazy AF so I only trim mine like 3 times a year and shave them if I’m going real fancy.

Please tell mom this is not her fault

The universe is shaped exactly like the earth If you go straight long enough, you’ll end up where you were

That whole album tbh

It was pretty sweet for the most part unless you accidentally wandered into the wrong spaces and saw someone who’d shot themselves in the face or splitting their own asshole open… But I guess that hasn’t changed much.

I mostly just miss playing cartoon network games. And my neopets.

Heated Rivalry

So I think maybe you’re not old enough to remember motivating giraffe or poem for your sprog on reddit, but when life took me down a notch after finally “figuring it out”, I had these words to help me through.

Essentially, plans are great but life will take you all sorts of directions. You don’t need to figure it all out now. Just put a couple of those pieces down and then some more down later.

Also, if you like cute motivating messages: https://motivatinggiraffe.com/gallery/ I miss her so much :(

Deep-cut but does anyone remember a game called like “the emo game” or something. It was browser based, would’ve been out around the 2010s. Super dark edgelord humour. I’m certain it was fucking terrible but I played through it all. I think about it from time to time but have never found it again.

I actually really enjoy fluxx but only when everyone is drunk and nobody understands wtf is happening.

I’m intrigued by killer bunnies but haven’t had a chance to try it yet.

As a Canadian trapped under the Big Three, scrolling through this thread is killing me :(

I have 130GB at 70CAD/mo. It was the cheapest plan I could get with data. I don’t need nearly that much. I use between 20-40GB/mo and that’s only because I don’t bother to turn on my WiFi since I know I’ll never reach my limit.

Neatly cropped and clean but not bald.

Proton for email. Tidal for music, though I don’t really support them or love their app so probably won’t be with them for long. Sleep with me podcast, a necessary sleep aid and I just like to support the person.
I subscribe to a couple of different artists/comedians too but that’s mostly because I can afford to and prefer to support people directly.

For streaming: Crave because Canada, and they just earned every penny I’ve ever given them with Heated Rivalry. Just cancelled Netflix, but my partner still pays for Disney though I’m trying to get him to cancel that too. I think those are our only two streaming services.

I’ll be looking for a VPN this year so I can take to the seas again eventually but streaming from free websites is working well so far so I haven’t worried about it too much.

What does paid bitwarden get you? Or do you just do it to support?

For me I’m pretty sure it was that my credit card expired and I didn’t update the expiry date (was never prompted to).

Damn I shouldn’t have cancelled mine. They had stopped charging me for a few months for whatever reason and I actually didn’t realize until I went to cancel. I didn’t think I’d be able to get away with it for that long.

Qobuz is good and has the best morals (as far as companies go) for music streaming. Only reason I opted out was because it doesn’t have all the weird indie music I like to listen to but I’m hoping if I wait a year or two that will be better.

If they’re both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.

Adolf Mump