Disagree

Hardly ever works as expected

Unsweet iced tea

Different place or different girlfriend

First, can you sign this form for my unemployment job search? Thanks bye.

Duh

Its the songs…

Arrrrrr

Ingested too much stack overflow did we?

Way she goes, bubs

Who mows that grass, and why?

Did they forget to slam?

Actually retarded

Sounds like in this case the rats were the apex predators on the island

After centuries, they finally discovered the solution: sprinkle some rat poison around.

Billions of what

Dunno. Following up on this, your mom.

Your mom.

Literally buying a retirement home