Yeah, the king is a nice guy looking after us idiots!
Yeah, the king is a nice guy looking after us idiots!
Then you might also need a Couch Coach
QWERTY, ЙЦУКЕН, and Danish. The Danish one is the most idiotic. For example:
To add to that, on a map it all looks small, so you can imagine: go here, get there. But to actually “cross the front in the opposite direction into Donetsk region” they would need to cover about 300 km - quick, unprotected and without any logistical support, or slow but sure, but this is what they might plan anyway. They will probably try to widen the gap and dismantle the border defences
I’m from a country where you can tip if you feel like it, I’m living in a country where you don’t tip, because employees are paid.
But when I was in the US, I understood how hard can it be to feel ok while not overpaying (because tipping is overpaying in many cases). I went to a concert, and there was a lady managing the automated wardrobe system. Leaving a jacket was $5, and on top of that you were offered to leave 10-20-40% tips. For what?
I entered “0”, the lady was looking at that, and she told me “THANK YOU, SIR!” in a very passive-agressive manner, so I felt like shit. But really, all I wanted is to hang my coat.
It’s only worse with seagulls. I saw a cool big speckled seagull once and decided to google how it’s called. It’s called “big speckled seagull”. A small gray seagull would be called a “small grey seagull”. All the other animals are usually called something cool, like if you see a big beaver, it’s “Johnson’s beaver”, or an eagle, and it’s called a “southern nesting eagle”.
Then a fucking seagull is a fucking seagull.
There’s a good Russian song “The main problem of music in Russia” by Zakhar May
Too Long To Learn Russian: The main problem of music in Russia is that you’re listening shit!
I really wanted to write something (I was also born in about-to-fall-apart USSR), but it’s hard to choose what to start from. We’re looking a øt a book-sized amount of content here.
I’m up for AMA format though
Not a bad movie at all, but it was so fun watching people with kids leaving the Sausage Party: what were they expecting?
Still, hard floppys was really easy to damage - fart near it, and it’s unreadable
So, “A Porche with no brakes” is good, right?
Damn, in Russia people were arrested for posting/demonstrating "no to ***”, but a single dot is a new level!