Sputnix.

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

Are the downvotes because we don’t like the prospect of WWIII? Don’t like Iran? Think this was disinformation rather than just a joke (critiquing the precariousness of the world right now)? Or do we support state-sponsored assignations?

Franz Ferdinand vibes.

I’d give Rowling empathy; imagine how crushing that would be.

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Is that Elton John!?