“If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.”

HP printers just churning out page after page of 1 line of Wingdings font…

Go on without us. We’re headed back to the Dark Ages.

And it’s still June

Definitely the creepy castle

Is the guy on the left wearing a wig?

Dot dweeeee dot dot dot dweee doooowwww…

After all the painting is done

I’m going for the high score

Probably fell in a crevasse, never to be seen again.

Just a toilet plunger, free to drip poop water in front of the partially blocked door. At least the water shooting out the back of the shower will help wash it away.

That horse is bigger than the Death Star

That fire vs police softball game is gonna be awkward this year

Just ignore him. He’s proven multiple times he will cave.

If they make you wait too long, all bets are off.

“Not to bright”

Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit

Nobody likes us,
Everybody hates us,
I guess we’ll go eat worms…

Lost scene from The Iron Giant

Daddy has spoken. Trump will back off now.