at least they have the Labrador B font to type with

Does food that vomited count or not count as being eaten?

anything you eat becomes a buttload eventually

forced birth

When I had trouble sleeping, I would have even more trouble sleeping because I was upset I wasn’t sleeping. Then I read somewhere that just lying there with your eyes closed and not moving was like 80-90% as effective as actual sleep.

I didn’t bother to check if that was true, but it did allow me to let go of worrying whether I was sleeping. And that allowed me to actually fall asleep.

Christmas morning at grandparents when everyone was done opening presents sitting alone in a corner building a Lego set with no worries about responsibilities or time constraints.

Not to be confused with Del (Ed) “Taco” Hackbarth.

His name was Glen Bell.

Blog post: https://fishshell.com/blog/rustport/

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Now that we’ve released the beta of fish 4.0, containing 0% C++ and almost 100% pure Rust, let’s look back to see what we’ve learned, what went well, what could have gone better and what we can do now.

We’re writing this so others can learn from our experience, but it is our experience and not an exhaustive study. We hope that you’ll be able to follow along even if you have never written any rust, but experience with a roughly C+±shaped language should help.

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SKIPPY

It’s pronounced “gif”

Using the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST), an international team of astronomers has detected a new grand-design spiral galaxy as part of the PANORAMIC survey. The newfound galaxy, named Zhúlóng, is extremely massive and appears to be the most distant spiral galaxy identified so far. The finding was detailed in a paper published December 17 on the pre-print server arXiv.

Grand-design spiral galaxies are characterized by their prominent, well-defined arms, which circle outwards from a clear core. It is assumed that the arms in such galaxies are actually overdense regions of the disk which trigger star formation as incoming material is compressed in that region.

bee-utiful

Peags

1. noun - small cylindrical beads made from polished shells and fashioned into strings or belts; used by certain Native American peoples as jewelry or currency

Peaks

1. noun -
2. a brim that projects to the front to shade the eyes; “he pulled down the bill of his cap and trudged ahead”
3. a V shape; “the cannibal’s teeth were filed to sharp points”
4. the highest point (of something); “at the peak of the pyramid”
5. the most extreme possible amount or value; “voltage peak”
6. the period of greatest prosperity or productivity
7. to reach the highest point; attain maximum intensity, activity; “That wild, speculative spirit peaked in 1929”;“Bids for the painting topped out at $50 million”

Peals

1. noun - a deep prolonged sound (as of thunder or large bells)
2. ring recurrently; “bells were pealing”
3. sound loudly and sonorously; “the bells rang”

Peans

1. noun - (ancient Greece) a hymn of praise (especially one sung in ancient Greece to invoke or thank a deity)
2. Heraldic fur with gold spots on black (English)
3. a formal expression of praise

“…on the other hand…”

$196,000,000

OpenShot creator Jonathan Thomas released today OpenShot 3.3 as a major update to this open-source, cross-platform, and free video editing software for GNU/Linux, macOS, and Windows.

Highlights of OpenShot 3.3 include Cosmic Dusk as the default theme for a modern and stylish look, a Wayland-compatible color picker that allows color picking only from the OpenShot main window, customizable audio buffer size in preferences for optimal playback, and a Recovery menu for recovering previous auto-saved files.

Weird to write an article that links to the page it’s mostly plagiarized from: https://www.fda.gov/food/nutrition-food-labeling-and-critical-foods/use-term-healthy-food-labeling

It’s okay, we’re used to it.

That’s textbook boomer humor.