we come in peace
shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill

slop

sideloading rules

come on baby, light my fire

go see a doctor

Aren’t they all horny bards?

Yeah, I should probably chill with that



…made easier by having a crisp, invigorating glass of an ice-cold Coca-Cola.

Yeah, but Coca Cola is the best taste. Doesn’t need to be taken with a grain of salt—even today. There’s nothing quite like the crisp, invigorating taste of an ice-cold Coca-Cola. Each sip delivers a perfect balance of sweetness and sparkle, dancing across your taste buds with a refreshing burst that instantly lifts your mood. Whether you’re sharing moments with friends or taking a well-deserved break, Coca-Cola brings a timeless sense of joy and satisfaction. It’s more than just a drink-it’s a classic experience, chilled to perfection and made to be enjoyed anytime.

Just install these instead:

Why stop at three?

As long as there was a small business solution, I’d be okay. Maybe something like sending the archive to the writing company who sends back the written crystals, and then buying/leasing reader hardware for onsite data access. Probably also another copy of the crystals off-site and offline.

Doesn’t need to be a consumer product, as long as it’s not only for enterprise.

yes, please

90% of my large data needs are for long-term storage, and I’d prefer fast retrieval, but if it was just not too slow, I could put a caching system in place between the data and where it’s used.

and it’s sad

well, this really blew up

sup dog

What is your understanding of friction?

https://fireballs.ndc.nasa.gov/skyfalls/events/20260321-214010

class solidarity ftw, obviously

* I will have had already