€ and ¢ are vaguely similar symbols

nice poem

I’ve never witnessed one farting. Have you?

I’m more of a titsphault man myself

So they’ll document how to root them for anyone who wants to run 3rd party firmware/OS, right?

Yes, Earth is in there. It’s surrounded by outer space.

Earth is in outer space.

mountain sharts

the real shower thoughts are always in the comments

we come in peace
shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill

slop

sideloading rules

come on baby, light my fire

go see a doctor

Aren’t they all horny bards?

Yeah, I should probably chill with that



…made easier by having a crisp, invigorating glass of an ice-cold Coca-Cola.

Yeah, but Coca Cola is the best taste. Doesn’t need to be taken with a grain of salt—even today. There’s nothing quite like the crisp, invigorating taste of an ice-cold Coca-Cola. Each sip delivers a perfect balance of sweetness and sparkle, dancing across your taste buds with a refreshing burst that instantly lifts your mood. Whether you’re sharing moments with friends or taking a well-deserved break, Coca-Cola brings a timeless sense of joy and satisfaction. It’s more than just a drink-it’s a classic experience, chilled to perfection and made to be enjoyed anytime.

Just install these instead: