He just found out he’s to play Ramerez in the new Highlander film.

Oh shit, is Daniel Craig available?

If I don’t get to hear a groundbreakingly shit Scottish accent, I’m going to riot.

Chef here. I have at least 100 recipes for various types of pancakes the world over.

Never underestimate an Americans willingness to take their single racist heirloom joke and run it into the Martians trench thinking it’s a fact.

No, we don’t. Op is talking out of his arse. Or he’s the last surviving member of a platoon that landed at Normandy, talking of his experience of wartime rations.

I was just wondering if they turned completely gooey or if some part remained.

I was just wondering if they turned completely gooey or if some part remained.

Starboard bow, Jim!

“I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don’t care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.”

He has the writing style of a small sociopathic child with a severe head injury.

Ow my balls would be a step up.

No we fucking don’t.

Using a banana as a mask is just plain weird. You’d need to use two or three imo.

Another step towards Star Trek levels of planetary scanning.

No one is safe.

A good tell if a show is going to be utter dogshit, these days, is if they have a little segment at the end with the cast and crew having a wank over the source material for ten minutes.

I held on for a good while, but I was finished when a whole fucking episode was in slow motion.

Varying levels of refraction. That’s how rainbows work.

I miss Terry.

They were super expensive, as storage solutions went.

Spoken like someone who’s never seen the destruction of war before.