If the shirt isn’t xl, I can’t raise my hands without showing my belly.

Also if the shirt is bigger than L, I’m swimming in it.

They’ve moved on from apple gift cards?

The guy who was using my name to make code submissions 2-3 years prior.

Better than many, mediocre.

With my coworkers I’ve got a strange ability to pick up any language that tastes like c, and get stuff done. I’m sure I’ve confused our c# guys when I make a change to their code and ask for a code review, because I’ll chase down quality of life improvements for myself. (Generally, I will make the change and ask if I have any unintended side effects, because in an MCU, I know what all my side effects are, multi threaded application?, not at all)

Edit: coming from a firmware view, I’ve made enough mistakes to realize when order of operations will stab me, when a branch is bad because that pipeline hit will hurt, and I still get & vs && wrong more often than I would like to admit.

300 is 1.5x more than 200?

I’m gonna keep my p3 400 with mmx for a little longer, it’s got to be better even more.

So… Slavery?

What is apac?

Can we run the trolley back and forth a few times over the billionaires just to make sure? Maybe install a snow thrower? (Sorting with big spinning bits)

And it’s a way of saying “this is stupid” via malicious compliance. I’m not assuming that AMD is doing it, but I’m willing to think that there are a few employees who are.

I was still expecting Sadam Hussein’s hiding spot at the bottom.

I definitely imagined the SpongeBob meme pointing at ever growing piles

Spelt Xits

No, use bricks, because they will take the books for their AI

But when it’s cheese sauce and bacon, the Mess is part of the experience.

Funny answer: their dog won’t let them leave the room if they smell too much.

Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.

Maybe he needs 6.706e+8 miles more data

Edit, more math: that’s 8.9 million hours of data at 75mph, or about 2 more hours of data per Tesla (at 75mph).

I’m actually surprised that musk doesn’t talk about how many light years have been traveled.

Edit: first number was wrong? My TI89 is upstairs, so I’m trusting search engines

G Suite Space?

How much to get into the gold poop futures market?

Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say “we’re going to take your jobs if you unionize”

I would have gone with “40, my intelligence has always been artificial”