Only took them the regime change of a major Western country to notice that their favourite corporate platform might be just a tad compromised.

It’s like you’re going straight from the later period corrupt Roman Republic to one of the ineffectual incest emperors.

Anyone who thought they could “stay and fight” and they wouldn’t just get censored and shadowbanned before the election is an idiot.

I have no opinion on this except that it immediately brings to mind the “lightbringer” in Christian mythology.

Yep, and you can hear it a lot of the time you’re not listening to it too.

I’m thinking AI-powered something is going on, for sure.

This will be able to take the most detailed pictures of Uranus yet.

Suspicious use of “competitor” is suspicious.

Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.

It’s not me, Netflix, it’s you.

Wut?

No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.

Is the twist that he who smelt it also dealt it?

The more I learn about my language the less I think it matters. Maybe in embedded C you can’t just leave everything to the compiler though.

Chocolate company’s.

Real developer’s commit messages are all “Oops”.

We’re not going to hit our climate targets so he’s going to snort an entire mailbag of cocaine every single day.

The what the what now? Never even heard of this and I’ve watched Fury Road a lot.

You get people who believe jet contrails only started appearing in the 90s even though that they didn’t is literally within living memory.

Just get a cheap one in KMart. It’ll likely fall apart, but it still comes from the same sweatshop as your favourite brand and you didn’t pay so much for the months of wear you got.